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I have a nervous tick, sweat beads on my brow and am constantly looking behind me in utter paranoia. I fear that my freedom to leave the toilet seat up may be flushed away if Clinton wins. AAAA!!! :)

2007-06-06 04:27:12 · 22 answers · asked by robertsteeleiii 1 in Politics & Government Politics

22 answers

Not an issue since hillary pees standing up.

2007-06-06 04:30:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6 1

ok, right here is nutrients for concept: whilst the seat is left up via absolutely everyone and the lavatory flushed interior the open place, all that waste aerosols into the air spreading that astounding mess onto your hand towels, the enamel brushes, hair brushes, ect. so which you wash your palms and dry them on a towel that has purely been contaminated with what you washed off of your palms. good sufficient reason to close the lavatory thoroughly? Satisfies all in my homestead, females and adult males. "Seats down" (pun meant:, palms down)

2016-10-29 08:05:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

That'll be the LEAST of your problems when Queen Hillary the Great returns to her rightful place on her throne in the White House!

2007-06-06 04:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Yeah her first order of business will be to dispatch the National Guard to check every single persons bathroom to ensure that the toilet seat is left down.

2007-06-06 04:29:33 · answer #4 · answered by Stephanie is awesome!! 7 · 2 2

If Hillary wins the election, we are all screwed, men. women, children, and any intern crazy enough to go anywhere near the First Gentleman.

2007-06-06 04:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by booman17 7 · 1 1

no, clinton is a hard hitting candidate. if she wins she will attack a lot bigger issues leaving the toilet seat up

2007-06-06 04:32:15 · answer #6 · answered by shaq-daddy 2 · 0 1

NO much worse

she will castrate all males (bill first) then she will make America an all lesbian Dyke fantasy land. Then when she starts to PMS, she will get angry and nuke china for no reason.


YOU NEED BALLS TO RULE AMERICA

2007-06-06 05:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by cardboardmanx 2 · 0 1

Probably not. But I suspect she'll keep several male interns on her staff who look like Macy's underwear models.

2007-06-06 04:30:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Since she doesn't use one either, she'll probably ban all toilet seats and us females will be stuck using urinals too. :)

2007-06-06 04:34:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

I don't know but i hope she does not get elected as are next president!

2007-06-06 04:29:55 · answer #10 · answered by ~*Sweet Pea*~ 5 · 2 1

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