I am “mature” is how I put it, I am single and disabled and I have a crush on my neighbour, she is roughly the same age & I know she is into me too. We secretly admire each other and flirt when we meet, we go to the park and we hold hands, we don’t kiss often as we have not got any teeth.
However out love was a secret until her nephews found out, they threatened me with knifes as I am of a different ethnic than their grandmother, the grandmother knows about this. She has suggested we run away far and never come back, but her nephews never leave the house, shall I tool up and go full commando, burst into her house and fly her away, but if I get caught her nephews will beat me dead. Btw I am a bit of a **** bag :o(.
What do you suggest?
2007-06-06 04:02:03 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
carry on with your woman. So what if you can't kiss because neither of you have got teeth? You can give each other a good suck....................................
2007-06-06 06:19:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First a true story about old F@rts.
I had a beautiful 6yr old mare that I pastured at a local stable. One day the owner put an ancient stallion in with her. He was a bag of bones that creaked and cracked as he blindly stumbled by - Oh my he was ancient. But he was a stallion (an intact male horse). So I complained to the owner about putting a stallion in with my mare.
His reply: "Aaaw don't worry little lady - he won't do her no harm - he's too old to cut the mustard."
The next spring I carried the sweetest little filly foal out of that pasture.
So much for cutting the mustard.
As for your lady love - well, it's up to her to get the nephews out of the house. She shouldn't be putting up with their attitude and bigotry. But it is up to her. And if they're abusing her or taking advantage of her - she does have rights (well, in the US, anyway).
Until then, however, you're limited to talking over the fence and stealing a peck on the cheek now and again.
2007-06-06 11:28:02 · answer #2 · answered by Barbara B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get your love and if both of you can-elope and be merry-shes a grown woman and she can make her own decisions whether you elope or not. Her nephews will have to grow up sometime in life hopefully things will work out for you-best wishes
2007-06-06 11:08:09 · answer #3 · answered by EspysMom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If she is "into" you as much as you say then she should tell her nephews to get stuffed and that the two of you want to be together.
It shouldn't all be down to you,maybe you could present a united front.
What ever,good luck.
2007-06-06 11:18:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This whole scenario is a little distasteful. U seem like a bit of a weirdo (as does your missus) and as for her nephews, nuff said.
2007-06-06 11:49:21 · answer #5 · answered by Kearney Zzyzwicz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell her how you feel and that her nephew is making things hard on you. But don't let him stop you. She should be able to handle him.
2007-06-06 11:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mate I wouldn't go in there commando style unless your expecting sex... Maybe you should try talking to her and telling her to tell her nephews to lay off a bit or she'll disown them.... eigther that or .........
YAHOO CHESS you can always get glory in that.. no matter what ur age! LOL
2007-06-06 11:07:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let it all hang out man! Enjoy yourself!
2007-06-06 19:55:30 · answer #8 · answered by . 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U can apply for marriage with her.
2007-06-06 11:48:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋