bored at work?

Question

thats it,working with nothing to do so i am here writing this,any replies welcome saying anything fun!!

Answer 1

I used to be bored at work, then I decided enough of this crap, so I took matters into my own hands. I walked straight into my boss's office, pulled down my pants and said, "Mrs. Jimmyker, do my whitey-tighties make my schlong look too small?" I wasn't sure what kind of response I would get, so I stood there for a few seconds until the phone rang and her answering machine picked up. I figured I'd better pull up my pants before her secretary came in. But that was just the beginning....... I would do that everyday..I would just walk right in and say "Mrs. Jimmyker, do my whitey-tighties make my schlong look too small?" Sometimes I'd do it first thing in the morning. Somtimes I'd go in right after lunch before her secretary got back from lunch, Sometimes I go in in whitey-tighties and sometimes in boxers. One time I was feeling really hot and I bought a pair of those pouch briefs and went in with the excuse that I had some files for Mrs. Jimmyker to sign. That time Janice, the boss's secretary almost caught me. Man that would have been wicked cool! but I always ... Always did it when the boss was out the office. Last Monday I was really bored and had already done my usual thing when I decided to have another go. Janice wasn't at her desk so I quickly made my way to the boss's door As I swung open the door and began yanking my pants down and prepared to deliver my line, I got out "Mrs. Jimmyker, do my white.... when I looked up, there was Janice leaning up against Mrs. Jimmyker's desk with her skirt hiked up over her waist and she said, " Does this tiger thong make my p**sy look hot?" Holy crap, I nearly passed out the blood rushed to my hard-on so fast. We were at it like like porn stars by a Holloywood swimming pool when all of the sudden I heard from behind me, "I'd say that I rather think your "schlong" looks better outside of any style of undies you choose to wear Mr Stivers. Mrs. Jimmykers was standing in her office doorway and I was watching my career flying out the window. And then she added, "Now, I'm going across the street for a few things and I do hope you two will tidy up when you're through."

Mrs. Jimmykers was recently promoted and I didn't loose my job. Although I was reassigned to the secretarial pool and became the assistant to the new supervisor of our department. And of course I got bored one day and did my usual "do my whitey-tighties make my schlong look too small?" But now my new boss Miss Morris, Miss Janice Morris is always in and ....Janice always says, "I don't know Mr. Stivers, Let's see how it fits".................

Answer 2

I don't like boring jobs. I'd rather be superbusy than bored. Can you play spades online? That wiles away the time

Answer 3

same here man... finished all my work for upcoming days... boooreddommm