Please wish me a happy birthday.... Even my hubby and kids forgot it was my birthday, and I'm really down about it... Can you cheer me up? I could really use it.....
2007-06-06 01:17:25 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
(In my cheeriest voice)
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday to you,
Happy Birthday, dear Sweet-sy
Happy Birthday to you!
(and a big glissando on the piano at the end)
Here is your breakfast in bed!
(Yes, I know, I went to waay too much trouble but you're worth it....)
Why yes, that is Hollandaise sauce on your omelette. Thought you might like it. And I had my hubby fresh-squeeze the orange juice for you... (took me a lot of years to train him about birthdays, too, let me tell ya, so don't feel bad).
Now after you finsh, I just want you to know that the MerryMaids are going to show up at your door, so you and the kiddies are going to have to clear out for a few hours. You can drop them off at the pool...I've got a cute babysitter waiting for them, while YOU, little birthday girl ,go off to your manicure/pedicure appointment. (Yes, I know, I know, too much, but really, on your birthday I'm going to help you splurge).
Then let's meet for lunch and I'll tell you some funny stories!
Today is YOUR day!
2007-06-06 01:27:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Happy Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday
2007-06-06 01:23:03 · answer #2 · answered by .......... 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday Sweets!!!!
2007-06-06 01:21:41 · answer #3 · answered by Meeya 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday!!!!
2007-06-06 01:21:51 · answer #4 · answered by . 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Happy birthday to you.
Here is a joke to cheer you up.
This guy needs a job and decides to apply at the zoo. As it happened, their star attraction, a gorilla, had passed away the night before and they had carefully preserved his hide. They tell this guy that they'll pay him well if he would dress up in the gorillas skin and pretend to be the gorilla so people will keep coming to the zoo. Well, the guy has his doubts, but Hey! He needs the money, so he puts on the skin and goes out into the cage. The people all cheer to see him. He plays up to the audience and they just eat it up. This isn't so bad, he thinks, and he starts really putting on a show, jumping around, beating his chest and roaring, swinging around. During one acrobatic attempt, though, he loses his balance and crashes through some safety netting, landing square in the middle of the lion cage! As he lies there stunned, the lion roars. He's terrified and starts screaming, "Help, Help, Help!" The lion races over to him, places his paws on his chest and hisses, "Shut up or we'll BOTH lose our jobs!"
2007-06-06 01:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by tanzaniancameljockey 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure - no problem
Happy Birthday to you
happy birthday to you
Happy Birthday - dear person
Happy Birthday to you :-)
2007-06-06 01:21:35 · answer #6 · answered by scooter girl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy birthday!
2007-06-06 01:29:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday, Sweets. You have all day they probably will remember. You know they love you!!!
2007-06-06 01:28:43 · answer #8 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh im so sorry HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! my mom told me once that she lived with a bunch of friends back in the day and they sent her out to the laundomat with a mountain of clothes on her bday and she was convinced that it had to be so they could get ready to surprise her with a party... hours later upon her return nothing had changed and she let it ruin her whold birthday she vowed from that day forward she would spoil herself and celebrate her day however and with whomever she wanted
2007-06-06 01:27:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's awful. You have a wonderful birthday. Hope your day gets better and who knows, maybe your husband and kids will remember after all. And if not, enjoy your day anyway.
2007-06-06 01:22:09 · answer #10 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋