Funny answers only please I am only messing. FFS.
2007-06-06 00:43:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
No, i'm sure that if you go to him and explain that he needs to have your permission to mow his lawn everything will work out fine! You idiot!
2007-06-06 01:15:02 · answer #1 · answered by mikey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sneak onto his lawn in the middle of the night. Be sure to have several boxes of salt with you. Start pouring the salt out to form his initials in his yard...in 3 foot tall letters, facing the street. If possible, water the salt in well to dissolve the evidence. It'll probably dissolve by morning anyway. The grass will die where the salt is poured out. His lawn will have his initials in it for a long time. (til the grass grows back)
2007-06-06 01:19:55 · answer #2 · answered by ~RedBird~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know what you can do. When you neighbour is in the land of nod, climb the fence/wall/dyke/river/sugar plantation separating your gardens. When in his garden install a neo-communist based government that will use the grass to develop a sound domestic economic system that will benefit all. Declare this 'New Land' a sovereign state, then surround the grass with land mines.
Return to your respective side of the divide, create a good relationship with you new neighbourly garden-based communist garden dweller, and watch your neighbour complain to the council (who won't be able to do anything, as the new communist state is sovereign)
The End
2007-06-06 01:55:04 · answer #3 · answered by skullpicker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA...i thought about calling the cops on a few little children (ages 3-5) the other day... :p
this was my only day off and wanted a nice long lay in bed, but they kept constantly making noise...
but i might take your advise and sue their parents instead...for neglecting their children and not being able to control them when they are out playing...that would shut them up.
2007-06-06 00:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were in America you probably could sue. Set your alarm for 3:00am next sunday morning and then blast some heavy metal at maximum volume. That'll teach him!
2007-06-06 00:49:28 · answer #5 · answered by Hannah In Wonderland 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No dont sue, sow grass seeds in his carpet when hes away and he'll have a wonderful green suprise when he comes home
2007-06-06 00:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quickly run into your garage and start your motorcycle, hopefully its a Harley and run circles around him....
2007-06-06 01:01:50 · answer #7 · answered by alotta 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
u seem to wnat to sue alot of ppl!
2007-06-06 00:48:28 · answer #8 · answered by Kylie M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I think you should change your name, that is sick, think of all the people that man killed,
2007-06-06 00:52:56 · answer #9 · answered by Weed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you american, by any chance?
2007-06-06 00:46:31 · answer #10 · answered by louie3 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋