I think mine has to be whilst i was on holiday and i consumed 1 raki shot to many, ended up being escorted home by my family but 5 minutes after i had been forced to go to bed hearing clacking and rattling around in the bathroom my family were horrified to find me tangled up in a web of toothpaste brushing the side of my cheek frantically.."igotta-rush-my teef"
2007-06-04 23:02:32 · 21 answers · asked by Bubble07 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
got home drunk one Xmas, felt peckish so helped myself to a packet of Twiglets..............laid down on the bed, head and packet of twiglets on the pillow, fell asleep.........
Woke up in the morning - head thumping with a massive hangover, got up, staggered to the bathroom cabinet to get some painkillers - looked into the mirror and nearly died of fright, all i could see was what i thought was brown gashes all over my face and neck - on closer inspection, I had fell asleep on my twiglets and they had all stuck to my face
Didn't put me off drink but haven't touched a Twiglet since
2007-06-04 23:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good question!!Lol!! Well...Once i was in this real boring nightclub, i wanted to leave, it was full of old lecherous men and rubbish music, so i couldn't even be bothered dancing, instead i bought a bottle of champagne for myself, and a bit tipsy already decided to drink it with a straw from the bottle. I lost my mates, and apparently when they found me, i was rolled up on the floor, by the clubbers feet, happily sleeping away, and some innocent bloke was trying to wake me up, apparently i woke up screaming at the man to leave me alone, that i just wanted 10 more minutes sleep! Then there was the time that i got so drunk in a nice bar i decided to wander to the other side of town to find this notorious rough gangsta nightclub that i heard people talk about, dragging my friend along, i just walked in, even though i had been told the club was shutting, i just walked in anyway, i kept saying hello to all of the staff and bouncers and got into conversations with some major chavs. Then there was the time i was really drunk and decided randomly that i liked my ex-(of a weeks) brother, and decided to tell him, whilst crying on a doorstep! Nice!!!
2007-06-04 23:31:09 · answer #2 · answered by ANNIER 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't remember it to clearly, but my friends have told me stories about what happened. I year or so ago me and a group of my friends went to a hockey game. When we got there, we starting drinking alot in the parking lot. it was winter time, so it was freezing temperatures out. For some reason i took my shirt off. When i got inside, i was already totally smashed. Apparently when we got seated, i was standing up and yelling and screaming for my team. Some guy and his kids were sitting in front of us, and he turned around and said " How about you cheer when something happens?" about 15second after he said that we scored a goal. i stood up and cheered but fell over and fell right on top of the family. He called security and i was escorted out. i thought i was going to jail, so when we passed the ropes at the exit, i held onto them. Then i pulled them down and the officer said, " OK, now you really are going to jail." So put me in the car. I was pounding on the window, and i told him i had to puke, so he let me out. I stood there for a minute, and then said, "im outta hear" and took off running. It didn't take long for them to catch up, and then he asked me if i wanted mace or taze. I told him nothing, and he hand cuffed me and put me in the car. As this was happening there was a lot of people on the streets watching, and my friends were asking the officer where i was to be picked up. then we drove away. Oh, and i did end up puking in the cop car :D
2016-05-17 06:31:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG there are to many ha ha ah, i am cringing as i write this ha ha
I have got in the shower fully dressed.
I went to bed at bf house with a curry and woke in the morning to find curry all over my face.
On holiday lock myself out of the apartment naked.
Been sick on someone
The list goes on and on
Oh i have wet myself tooo lol more than once
2007-06-04 23:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by XXkarlaXX 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Many years ago I had a really good friend, but he fancied me, I had spent months telling him we were just friends and nothing was going to happen. We all went out to celebrate St Patrick's Day got totally pissed and ended up going out with him. He thought this was it and we would get together I had to spend the next weekend totally motified and trying to get back to being friends. Never happened and now we don't even speak. Not being big headed but all our mates kept telling me how I had broken his heart. I felt like such a ***** leading him on when it meant nothing to me and so much to him.
2007-06-04 23:29:32 · answer #5 · answered by littlebear 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
mine was a few years ago i came out of a nightclub, trying to look sober, i was 21 at the time but looked 16! there was a few police cars parked up as it was 2.30am, i decided to jump on the bonnet and carry on dancing while flashing a cheeky smile to the policeman sat inside. As i had my boots off (feet were so sore from my heels) i don't think he minded too much, he never said anything to me...just sat laughing.
2007-06-04 23:09:03 · answer #6 · answered by zeldieuk2002 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awesome I love war stories. When I was young, many moons ago, I got so drunk I passed out on the hood of an aquaintance's car. He set out strolling slowly around the neighborhood. I woke up and told him to wash his widshield. When he let the fluid out, I started drinking it cause I was thirsty.
2007-06-04 23:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Got up in the middle of the night & peed on the stereo. When I got up, I couldn't figure out why the table was all wet. My BF sat up in bed, and I asked him if he spilled water on the stereo. He started laughing his *** off because he saw me doing it, but went back to sleep thinking he was dreaming. I didn't believe him, so I smelled it. It didn't smell like anything, but I didn't have to pee, so I ended up believing it was me.
The really bad stuff - I've blocked out.
2007-06-04 23:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by Dirty Knees 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I blacked out and could hardly remember all the stories my friends told me about what i did that night... like puking my guts out in the ladies room...(I barely reached the sink). I can't even remember how I got home!
Since then, I promised myself to never again drink more than I can handle...
2007-06-04 23:15:25 · answer #9 · answered by TIGERLILY 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
There are so many things, but one of my really bad moments is when I hit on a cop, puked in the parking lot and then passed out at my friends house in her bathroom with my *** hanging out of my skirt. Not good times.
2007-06-04 23:07:19 · answer #10 · answered by jlily680 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋