I have to give you a rain check & send you a bed time
story later. I was going to take you to the hammock &
rock you, but there's a lot of noise out there! That damn
bunny is killing three more lil birds!!
Now later:
Hidden in the woods where only bambi knows is a lil den
& refrig stocked for convenience where a buck with long
anthlers comes to kick back til he is sleepy. LilBambi has
a sweet surprise for him before he sprawls on the floor.
It's a dinky Fredrick's all rhinestone 2 pc bra & thong that
before the buck sees daylight, LilBambi is going to moon
shine & model it for him. She softly hoofed up to ask "Do you want sumthin' before bed." He gave the loudest snort
trying to get out "Sure enuff, are you real?' As the buck
bent forward to touch her, his anthler caught & broke her
top in an explosion of lil diamonds. "Oh! They are real!
And how about the rest? Would ya mind a sprawl next to me til morning?" Her eyes still wide & awestruck, since this
wasn't supposed to happen, she told him it was a cute lil
goodnight plan that went arye. She would rather not be
sent out as late as it is to be eaten by a bear. LilBambi
rubbed a hoof up his leg & with a wink said "How about
bitchynbuckU & LilBambiinDiamonds sleep here until the
grass grows around us while eating off each other & the
lil thong is blown to bits! I'm your guest, so I'm first and
won't be done til morning, so close yer eyes & see stars!
Buck didn't know what hit him as he felt somethin like wet grass and now had 2 hearts beating fast in him. "What in
the world made you want me to feel like a 'million bucks'
gettin' itlikethis til morning!!" "Honey," said the Lil B, "It
oughta be enuff to earn my board & keep, besides, "I Don't
Do Mornings when I get 5 hours of sleep. Be quiet now!'
2007-06-04 21:51:53
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answered by LuckyLilTroll2U 4
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once there was a boy who loved to wear sunglasses. One day it was very sunny outside so he wore his most favorite sunglasses of them all. But then a bird came by a swooped in a took them of his head. He chased after the bird and found it up in the tree. He yelled up at the bird "give me my sunglasses". And the bird said, "no, I need them for shade for my baby birds". So the boy decided to take the birds nest for his own. Now the boy has three lil birds flying around the house. THE END
2007-06-04 19:14:43
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answered by Whole 4
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Once upon a time there was a man who spent too much time in front of his computer and all the eletrical waves from his screen made it hard for him to sleep. So he went and led down and breathed deeply and imagined himself in the arms of a beautiful angel who rocked him to sleep
2007-06-04 19:13:02
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answer #3
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answered by Renesme 5
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Awwww... ain't that candy... analyzing to all your multitude of Dalek toddlers..... in step with risk you are able to desire to regale them with a Broadway production of the enitre BUKWARS Saga.... or tell them bout the way you and that i first meet, and the wacky adventures that quickly observed.... that usually made for a sturdy bedtime tale...
2016-10-06 21:39:04
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answer #4
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answered by ? 4
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To hell with a bed time story, just take sleeping pills, that does the trick.
2007-06-04 19:12:18
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Ooh~! Go to youtube and play Nothing Else Matters by Apocalyptica! That should help u go to sleep! : )
2007-06-04 19:13:42
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answer #6
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answered by Anonymous
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sure! rock a bye baby......... o.k. i'm not going to sing but here is a really weird story about a frog (i think)
PJ Frog’s Birthday
PJ frog opened his eyes to the bright sun of a new day. He stretched out his long legs and stuck out his tongue to taste the morning air. PJ hopped out of his bed onto the green, dew soaked leaves and raced to his mom’s nest nearby.
“Wake up, mommy, wake up,” PJ shouted with excitement!
“Good morning, my baby boy”, his mom said. PJ yelled, “Do you know what today is?”
His mom teased, “No, what is today?”
“My Birthday”, exclaimed PJ. “I’m 5 years old today.”
“Oh,” mom said, “Is it your birthday TODAY?”
“Mom, you remember, don’t you?” said PJ.
“Of course I do. It’s my favorite day of the year,” mom said. She pulled out a big box with a bright red bow.
“Happy Birthday, PJ!”
“Oh, mom, is this what I think it is?” PJ hoped she had gotten all his hints about what he wanted. A new guitar! The kind that his favorite band plays. Shiny blue and sounding awesome!
PJ pulled apart the wrapping paper and yanked off the bow. He opened the box and it was…… the guitar! PJ was so happy. He immediately picked it up and started playing. Only to his surprise, it did not sound too good. PJ quickly got discouraged and threw down the guitar. Mom picked it back up and said, “PJ, try again. You’ll never know how good you could be if you give up now.”
PJ was disappointed. He wanted the guitar, but he did not want to take the time to learn to play it. Reluctantly, so he did not hurt his mom’s feelings, he picked the guitar back up and tried again. It sounded just as bad. He got very upset! “PJ”, said his mom, “never give up. Practice, practice, and practice. Soon you’ll see that you can accomplish any thing you set your mind to.”
That night PJ tried again. The day after that he tried again. The day after that he tried again. Each day he tried a little longer and a little harder. Until one day PJ played the most beautiful song on his guitar.
His mom had been listening, as she had each day. She was so proud of him for not giving up. PJ and his mom would sit for hours together while PJ played the song over and over until it was perfect! PJ was so proud of himself and his mom was so proud of him too!
PJ said, “thank you so much for buying me this guitar. I guess you believed in me before I even believed in myself!” PJ’s mom said,” That’s what moms’ are for! With this guitar you will make beautiful music forever. Now what better gift could there be?”
PJ said, “This is the best birthday gift ever.”
PJ and his mom sat together on a nest of leaves while PJ played his music as the sun set around them.
THE END AND GOOD NIGHT!
i HOPE you liked it! (if you even read it) and good night sweet dreams!
2007-06-04 19:17:14
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answer #7
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answered by hope m 2
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Rock On!
2007-06-04 19:13:08
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answered by Nib 2
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I just heard they assasinated Bush! (just kidding)
Hey hearing that, I'd sleep like a baby!
2007-06-04 19:13:59
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answered by Hi Y'all! 4
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yes i could
2007-06-04 19:12:55
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answered by Mag 7
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