what is the best bumper sticker you have ever seen?

Question

i like the one that says "visualise whirled peas"

Answer 1

God was my co-pilot,
But we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.

Answer 2

There are some fantastic ones here:

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and here:
http://www.cafepress.com/backuphdd1,backuphdd2,backuphdd3,backuphdd4,backuphdd5,bifm1,bifm2,bifm3,bifm4,bifm5,ctlc1,ctlc2,ctlc3,ctlc4,ctlc5,ctw1,ctw2,ctw3,ctw4,ctw5,hiyab1,hiyab2,hiyab3,hiyab4,hiyab5

and here:
http://www.cafepress.com/isntd1,isntd2,isntd3,isntd4,isntd5,menareidiots1,menareidiots2,menareidiots3,menareidiots4,menareidiots5,microwavecats1,microwavecats2,microwavecats3,microwavecats4,microwavecats5,mwkc1,mwkc2,mwkc3,mwkc4,mwkc5,yhdf1,yhdf2,yhdf3,yhdf4,yhdf5

Sorry bout the long links, but I think that they are probably the funniest that I have ever seen.

Answer 3

i don't know about a bumper sticker but i seen this guy one day on a motorcycle it said if you can read the back of this shirt then the b!tch fell off. i thought it was funny.

Answer 4

"Life's Too Short To Dance With Ugly Women"

Answer 5

Your kid may be an honor roll student, but you're still a dumba*s

Answer 6

don't vote, it only encourages them

I am out of estrogen and I have a gun

visualize using turn signals

Answer 7

"Don't Drink and Drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink."

Answer 8

"Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your AZZ?"
OR
"Jane Fonda, American Traitor Bit*h"
Either or.

Answer 9

if everything's going your way you're in the wrong lane

Answer 10

" I work because millions on welfare depend on me" My brother actually put this one on his hard hat.