2007-06-04 11:40:53 · 10 answers · asked by Clark Kent 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
Go to Paramount studios and apply.
2007-06-04 11:46:49 · answer #1 · answered by Jane M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
On the night of a full harvest moon, gather 13 perfectly white clamshells and wrap your naked body in black seaweed. You must submerse yourself in the ocean as soon as the night's first cloud passes over the moon. Place the shells in a circle around your feet...if you succeed, you will become a merman instantly and develop gills and a tail.
2007-06-04 18:45:54 · answer #2 · answered by esobel6 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's too late for you, but if you mate with a mermaid (who, of course, will then no longer be a maid), your son might be a merman.
2007-06-04 20:00:02 · answer #3 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
...just chop off your legs. A fish tail will grow in their place. Take a row boat out to the middle of the Atlantic and dive in.
2007-06-04 18:45:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is that like the male version of a mermaid ?
Grow a fin i guess
2007-06-04 18:44:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Put on a mermaid costume, scuba gear, and then live underwater.:)
2007-06-04 18:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would honestly like to know if esobel just pulled that out of his/her @ss.... or if they actually read that somewhere, and if they read it somewhere I would be curious to know where.
2007-06-04 19:14:26 · answer #7 · answered by Phoenix's Mommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
^ You have to have sex with a mermaid. Good luck to you. lol
2007-06-07 23:50:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should change your name to Ethel. ( Hope someone gets that! )
2007-06-04 19:41:11 · answer #9 · answered by ED SNOW 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ask 'spongebob' - he can ask 'barnacle boy'
2007-06-04 18:59:30 · answer #10 · answered by Daniel F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋