How do you know when you are getting old?

Answer 1

my t i t s drop down when i take my bra off! thats how i know i am getting old!

Answer 2

when this applies to you
1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you.

2. Set timer for 2 minutes, just in case you doze off in the middle.

3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF!

4. Make sure you put 999 on your speed dial before you begin.

5. Write partner's name on your hand just in case you can't remember.

6. Keep the Polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed.

7. Have Extra-Strength Paracetamol ready just in case you actually complete what you started.

8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbours are deaf too.

9. If it happens, call everyone you know with the good news.

10. Don't even think about trying it twice.

Answer 3

When you drop something and someone you would probably have labled as an oik picks it up for you.
When you travel across London via the underground and strangers help you carry your case up the stairs.
When you can lie in bed all day but wake each morning at about 0500.
When stupid doctors insist you take some pills then tell you that alcohol is forbidden whilst taking them.
When beautiful young ladies from Russia send E-mails offering Marriage.

Answer 4

The cliches:

When you start using phrases like "in my day".
When you let out a big sigh when you sit down.
When you let out a big groan when you get out of a seat.
When you watch the Weakest Link and find you are older than all the contestants (and the host!).
When you stop running the lights on amber.
When you realise all the politicians running the country are young enough to be your children.
When you catch the unexpected reflection of some old gimmer in a shop window and realise it's YOU.

Answer 5

When you can't drink a six pack of beer and feel good the next day.

When you make a groaning noise while getting up off the floor.

When everyone looks younger than you.

When you get the senior discount without asking for it.

When you lose the hair you like and grow hair where you don't want it.

When all the new music sounds like noise.

Answer 6

Talk about a open ended question. People just know, its a natural human cycle. I bet we probably wont even notice. Just like having a good friend that you always are with, if they are gaining weight you probably wont even notice, but, if a old friend had happened to come by, they would more than likely notice. It's just one of them weird things.

Answer 7

When you start using the phrase back in the day and talk to younger people about all the crazy things you did as an adolescent and hope that you still come off cool.

Answer 8

when u struggle to get out of a chair without making a little 'ooof' sound as u get up

when u don't understand or enjoy any of the music from the past decade.

when u start saying things like 'i remember the days' or 'the youth of today have it too easy'

when u look forward to going to sleep more than u do to going out for a night, or spending it getting up to no good with your partner !

Answer 9

You know you are getting old when you are not curious about life and continued learning. When you keep complaining how bored you are ... or when you say ..."Oh no, I don't do that, I'm old".

Age is between the ears and not measured in years.

Answer 10

The top 5 ways of knowing when your getting old.

1. When you can't stand up with grunting.

2. When you start saying.. "he/she can't be old enough to......."

3. When you have at more than one prescription you MUST take on a daily basis. (not ADHD or ANTI-DEPRESSANTS )

4. You find a gray hairs someplace other than the top of your head

5. You find yourself "blaming the dog" more often than you used to.

Answer 11

It has nothing to do with how old you are chronologically--it doesn't even have to do with how old you look or feel. It's all in your mind--how you think--if you continue to learn new things, and keep as active as possible, you never truly get old.