What was the last random act of stupidity you either took part in or witnessed?

Answer 1

I get the Court Jester Award for this act of total stupidity. This happened Sunday. I heard owls in the woods behind my home but I have a privacy fence. I put a ladder against the fence, mind you that I am wearing a tea length night gown with tiger stripes, and I climb the ladder to the top of the fence. My plan is to sit on the fence and pull the ladder over the top and down the other side, and climb down and investigate the owls. There's a lot of hoo hooing going on. As I am bringing the ladder over the hooing gets louder and more frequent so I am in a big hurry. As I start down the ladder I lose my footing and my gown is hung up over the fence. The ladder falls sideways and I am hanging by the gown on the fence. Next I hear side splitting laughter! My neighbors were the owls and were taunting me the whole time. But now I need them as my rescuers to get me down from the fence. A pair of garden snips later and I am walking back to my house with the whole a** end missing from my tiger, white tiger striped night gown! I guess I was lucky that I could share the utter humiliation with people who were kind enough to help me. This was almost as bad as the night the donkey was "lost" in the woods and I went over there to help it, foolish me, once again. Anyone for a Snipe Hunt??

Answer 2

my 16 year old brother is on probation for running away from home. he left the house for 'a walk', got into a stolen car driven by a 15 year old. she does not have a permit or even driver's ed. she ran a stop sign, got t-boned in the passenger side door (right where he was sitting). the mother and 2 kids in the other car were life flighted to bigger hospitals and he and his Friend were transferred to trauma units. he is OK but banged up, his friend is OK, the 2 kids are OK, but the mother was in a come. she has come out of it but can't move or feel her legs. when i asked him at what point it sounded like a good idea to get into the car with the girl, he replied that he didn't really think about it. i didn't know what to say. i was dumb-founded. i just wanted to strangle him to death.
BTW, the same girl was in trouble for stealing the same car last year and putting it in the ditch.

Answer 3

Witnessed:

Friday while running errands, I was in the left hand turning lane at Los Lentes Road, waiting to turn left on a green light; when this #$%^!*& car in the middle lane decides to pull out in front of me and turn left in front of on-coming traffic, almost causing a 3 car pile -up!

Haven't taken part in any stupid acts in a while.

Answer 4

I got into an argument with a friend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out...and had to slam the flap.

Answer 5

I just got done watching Jackass...
That whole show is a big random filled stupidity session.
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Answer 6

I got a little drunk and tried to rip a stop sign out of the ground to bring home..it wasn't very sucessful

Answer 7

Witnessed.

At a party, a guy chugged a 6-ounce glass of tequila. He barfed it back up almost immediately.

Answer 8

A bunch of kids called one of the kids getting off my bus a "Woo." It didn't make sense but everyone was laughing histerically.

Answer 9

when my brother put on his ape mask and went out in the road and jumped around, this was like 13 years ago, ha ha! brings back memories!

Answer 10

i took part in some stupidity last night, my mouth popped off things i didnt mean to the other half..........ouch