There are some things i remember, but one too many to even mention.
Tell me some of your stuff to make me laugh, who can tell me the funniest grossest thing that is true will get best answer!
2007-06-04 07:18:15 · 13 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a uncircumsized penis.
2007-06-04 07:20:43 · answer #1 · answered by stormy 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I swear this is true and I don't want to tell beacause it is very embarrassing but i will anyways.
About 6 years ago I was engaged and we were chillin at home one night. We were getting ready to "snuggle up" and he had ran upstairs for something. I farted under the covers . I know GROSS..but I thought it would go away before he got back. Well it didn't and when he layed down he though I smelled like that!!!!! So then i had to explain what i had done.......He said thank God because I wasn't sure if I wanted to "snuggle up" after that. Totally mortifying..but we laughed about it a lot afterwards.
He wound up commitiing suicide in 2002...I think of that to this day and laugh my *** of.
2007-06-04 14:23:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mother lives in the country and has this rooster that has a naked neck.. ugliest thing you've ever seen. Has no feathers on its neck and some poofy thing on the top of it's head. Looks kind of like Donald Trump in the shape of a chicken...lol. The other chickens act like they are scared of it and wont let it hang out with them. We were sitting outside and she had alot of company over. This cat starts screeching like someone is choking it to death, everyone looks over... the rooster was humping the cat! My stepdad nearly died.. he's so serious and my mom and I were rolling on the ground laughing. He's chasing it tryin to get it to stop "defouling" (LMAO) the cat!...and it starts after his leg... like some kind of dog. Maybe it was trying to flog him for breaking up his action, or maybe he hadn't gotten it out of his system... either way it was hilarious. My step dad was running from the rooster and I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard... I had tears in my eyes.
Not the grossest thing, since Im a paramedic... but definately hilarious. LMAO
2007-06-04 14:44:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dusty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was pregnant with my first child my husband and I were "making out." I farted. I started laughing so hard I started to get heartburn and then had to vomit. I ran to the toilet and bent over just in time. As I was vomiting I started to uncontrollably pee all over the place. I quickly cleaned up the mess and brushed my teeth. When I came back in the room my husband was laughing harder than before after I asked him if he was still in the mood. I still crack up to this day when I think about that.
2007-06-04 14:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Athena 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was watching MTV and they had this commercial where this guy was humping all types of things that were outside like stop signs and while he was humping it, it would turn different colors like a disco ball. It was weird and scary but when I saw it the second to third time, I cracked up.
2007-06-04 14:24:56 · answer #5 · answered by babyGirl* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't funny to me at the time, but once when I was in fifth grade some students were passing out some homework, and I sneezed really hard. When I did, a big, green, nasty glob of snot flew out of my nose and landed on my desk. The girl passing out homework was just getting to me, and she freaked out about it, so everyone saw it. Nasty.
2007-06-04 14:21:23 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. Taco 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I had a car accident and i split my knee wide open from slamming on the break, and my ankle open to and broke several bones but it was so funny that you can actually split your foot open from slamming on the breaks that it will make your knee and ankle split open........crazy! The medic's thought I was crazy for laughing at it, but it was insane.......
2007-06-04 14:25:16 · answer #7 · answered by Tigerluvr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend was eating cereal with milk and found a LEGO on it. He took it out of his mouth and got angry. Then he put back on the bowl and ate it anyway.
2007-06-04 14:22:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush win the election
2007-06-04 14:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
my mom's chicken had green diarrhea and then the dog came and lapped it up like it was food...I don't laugh about it though, I cringe
2007-06-04 14:20:45 · answer #10 · answered by pancake on my face 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't pull it up here at work, but do a YouTube search for "Stewie barfing."
2007-06-04 14:20:04 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋