After I won the Nobel Prize for Literature, I turned my attention to finding a cure for all types of cancer. I only found a cure for three types of cancer, but it was a start. From there I decided to eliminate the plague of AIDS from Africa. My success in this endeavor made me Time Magazine's man of the year. I was offered several parts in major movie projects, but I turned them down because of my dedication to teaching. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitts were the beneficiaries, but they turned in acceptable performances. I put all the dishes away this week and folded all the laundry, wait this is where my nose starts to grow, well, not all the laundry.
2007-06-04 12:01:41
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answered by enzyme 305 3
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First off, what is a lie when truth is relative or based on ones perspective. I would never count being able to lie as an asset but then again how would you ever know that?
2007-06-04 06:42:15
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answered by Lonely Bàstard 5
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People think that the houses they live in and own are assets. It's amazing the ability to lie to yourself.
2007-06-04 07:12:55
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answered by Anonymous
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Honestly, I'd prefer to lie for a while. I can't stand to let my asset in this chair for too much longer.
2007-06-04 17:08:26
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answered by Antny 5
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My best asset is 90% out of work, 10% in the hole, It struggles with two dependents, and they are both nuts.
2007-06-05 00:12:17
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answered by LORD Z 7
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In person I can't lie to save my life. My eyes always give me away.
I guess that makes my greatest asset my in stability.
2007-06-04 10:43:55
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answered by MMMM 2
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No, not really! I am actually not a good liar. My conscience eats away at me and I am transparent! I just can't do it...and..even if I do it, I start feeling so bad that I eventually end up telling the truth. haha
2007-06-04 04:33:14
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answered by Princess Purple 7
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Truthfully, I find that my best asset... is my ability to see through the lies. *Wink*
2007-06-04 05:26:12
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answered by Dan 3
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Playful!
No, actually my best asset is my happy go lucky nature :)
2007-06-04 05:28:41
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answered by JC 7
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While I do work in a car dealership, I don't actually sell the cars so I'm going to say no...
2007-06-04 04:39:17
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answered by Anonymous
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