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Come on now.... tell me the truth. *wink*

2007-06-04 04:24:45 · 19 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

19 answers

After I won the Nobel Prize for Literature, I turned my attention to finding a cure for all types of cancer. I only found a cure for three types of cancer, but it was a start. From there I decided to eliminate the plague of AIDS from Africa. My success in this endeavor made me Time Magazine's man of the year. I was offered several parts in major movie projects, but I turned them down because of my dedication to teaching. Tom Cruise and Brad Pitts were the beneficiaries, but they turned in acceptable performances. I put all the dishes away this week and folded all the laundry, wait this is where my nose starts to grow, well, not all the laundry.

2007-06-04 12:01:41 · answer #1 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 1 0

First off, what is a lie when truth is relative or based on ones perspective. I would never count being able to lie as an asset but then again how would you ever know that?

2007-06-04 06:42:15 · answer #2 · answered by Lonely Bàstard 5 · 0 0

People think that the houses they live in and own are assets. It's amazing the ability to lie to yourself.

2007-06-04 07:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Honestly, I'd prefer to lie for a while. I can't stand to let my asset in this chair for too much longer.

2007-06-04 17:08:26 · answer #4 · answered by Antny 5 · 0 0

My best asset is 90% out of work, 10% in the hole, It struggles with two dependents, and they are both nuts.

2007-06-05 00:12:17 · answer #5 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0 0

In person I can't lie to save my life. My eyes always give me away.
I guess that makes my greatest asset my in stability.

2007-06-04 10:43:55 · answer #6 · answered by MMMM 2 · 0 0

No, not really! I am actually not a good liar. My conscience eats away at me and I am transparent! I just can't do it...and..even if I do it, I start feeling so bad that I eventually end up telling the truth. haha

2007-06-04 04:33:14 · answer #7 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 0 0

Truthfully, I find that my best asset... is my ability to see through the lies. *Wink*

2007-06-04 05:26:12 · answer #8 · answered by Dan 3 · 0 0

Playful!
No, actually my best asset is my happy go lucky nature :)

2007-06-04 05:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by JC 7 · 0 0

While I do work in a car dealership, I don't actually sell the cars so I'm going to say no...

2007-06-04 04:39:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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