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....how can I get him to stop eating eggs and bacon every morning for breakfast?

2007-06-04 03:36:18 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

He's one hell of a cook.

2007-06-04 03:41:56 · update #1

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Put the eggs and bacon on the end of the treadmill and make him work for it.

2007-06-04 03:43:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

She may have an allergy to her food, that's what was wrong with my baby when she started pulling her hair out. try switching to a grain free food and see if there is a change. It could also be stress, so getting a Feliway Diffuser might help too, they release pheromones that can help calm down a stressed kitty. As far as the pooping goes, try changing the litter to a different type or brand, she may not like it, or try cleaning it more frequently than you already do. Also, I would seek a second opinion before resorting to such a drastic measure. If it's an allergy, something as simple as switching foods and a steroid shot can relieve her pain.

2016-05-21 00:50:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make a deal with him tell him you will build a ramp for him to the litter box if he fixes you breakfast for a week.

2007-06-04 04:09:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

Oh my, are we sharing custody of the same cat? Minus the eggs and bacon, my cat is a pig!

2007-06-04 03:40:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

omg...if you have to lift that cat to go to the litter box.....damn that is a big cat...lazy cat...and you should stop feeding it eggs and bacon for breakfast...I am sure the cat is not cooking for itself......or is it? :p
~peace~

2007-06-04 03:42:10 · answer #5 · answered by no_doubt! 5 · 2 0

You mean he can't get into the litter box himself? Oh, that's a fat cat alright.

2007-06-04 06:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by kitten lover3 7 · 1 0

He's one hell of a cook? Okay, so EMPLOY him - but tell him meals ain't included in the perks of the job.

2007-06-04 11:42:47 · answer #7 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 0 0

You need to start eating Meow Mix for breakfast.

2007-06-04 03:41:49 · answer #8 · answered by asmikeocsit 7 · 2 1

I feed my tub o'lard Persian, Purina for Indoor cats and it has thinned him down considerably. Don't wanna risk a hernia lifting him. lol

2007-06-04 03:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Eat it before he does.

2007-06-04 03:39:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

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