Most creative proposal will win my hand in marriage! (or 10 pts, whichever is more fun)
2007-06-04 01:38:21 · 7 answers · asked by Helen the Hellion 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Four score and twenty years ago,Lord Big Cat Fathafathammn decreed "Let it be said that i Lord
Big Cat Fathafathammn sure knew how to have a good time..
and in celebration every ten years the village idiot shall
marry the nearest available virgin..it shall be so.."
So..
"Yes I, the village idiot do take you the nearest available virgin
to be my lawfully wedded wife."
And do you the nearest available virgin take this village idiot
to be your lawfully wedded husband?
2007-06-04 01:51:34 · answer #1 · answered by Untold 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two people were in a long distance relationship. She was going to meet him at the airport. When he was on the plane he handed everyone a red rose and they handed them to her 1 by 1 as they got off the plane. He was the last one to get off the plane, handed her the last rose, and asked her to marry him in front of the whole airport.
I read that somewhere, I thought it was cute.
2007-06-04 01:43:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm tired of fooling around. Here is the ring put it on and lets do it.
2007-06-04 01:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's still illegal to ask in my state !
2007-06-04 01:44:18 · answer #4 · answered by kmart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2007-06-04 01:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Hero and grunt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't tell me your pregnant.
2007-06-04 01:46:37 · answer #6 · answered by BEAR 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thanks but I'll pass
2007-06-04 01:41:54 · answer #7 · answered by dianehaslegs 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋