Ive had a ruff week and need to just sit back , relax and laff so give me your best jokes thanx
2007-06-03 18:08:23 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay i got one.
This robber goes in a house with a pillow case and starts filling it up with many items. A parrot nearby says"Squawk. Jesus will get you. Jesus will get you!Squawk!" The robber ignores the parrot and heads for the door with the items. Then the parrot yells"Attack him Jesus!" The dog attacks.
2007-06-03 19:18:37 · answer #1 · answered by TrexMwix 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got one to make you really fell out of your chair.... Thats what happened to me when I heard this joke last night from my hubby.
It goes like this...
At a pary, a women was observing a child who would hold his chest whenever he bent down.
After a few minutes, the woman asked the kid , why do you hold your chest whenever you bend down?.
The kid said, 'One day , my teacher was writing on the board , the chalk fell down , and when she bent down to pick up the chalk, I saw her lungs coming out of her chest ...."
you got it....
2007-06-04 03:15:43 · answer #2 · answered by scarlet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What did the tie say to the hat? A: You go on a head while I hang around! LOL! =)
Q: When do you go on red and stop on green?
A: When you're eating watermelon! LOL! =)
2007-06-04 16:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Georgia Rose 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋