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it's not what you say, it;s the damned ski mask you are wearing over your head that causes others to stare at you

2007-06-03 20:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Because Scotty is not the elevator's name. It's Elroy!

2007-06-03 17:58:37 · answer #2 · answered by lucy02 6 · 0 0

stable stuff certainly!! a celebrity for u Delbert is going out on a pier for an afternoon of fishing. he's watching everyones seize, and no person has caught plenty, different than for one guy, a pal of his he hasnt considered in years- Leroy. Leroy I havent considered you in years, how have you ever been? ok, i assume, says Leroy, Im on my honeymoon. What are you doing out right here fishing on your honeymoon Delbert asks? properly, I aint have been given the rest to do! Delbert asks, why arent you on your room making woopie with your new spouse? Leroy replies,properly, shes have been given the gohnarea. Delbert says, properly, you ought to a minimum of lay down together with her and do a splash smooching. Leroy replies, I cant, shes have been given the pyahrea, and her mouth hurts. Delbert replies, couldnt you in simple terms take a walk on the sea coast together with her? I cant, says Leroy, shes have been given the diahrea too, and he or she cant get some distance faraway from the rest room. Delbert asks, Why interior the international did you marry a female with a majority of those illnesses Leroy? Leroy replies, properly, shes have been given the worms too, and you recognize how i like to fish!

2016-12-12 10:48:53 · answer #3 · answered by friedman 4 · 0 0

That happens a lot.. the silly gooses think you are going to dematerialize and do the transport thing like on Startrek.

They should know by now you are a magician and have the ability to zap yourself up there!!!

2007-06-03 18:22:52 · answer #4 · answered by Gnome 6 · 0 0

Before you go around saying something like that, you have got to take off the Klingon uniform!

2007-06-03 18:01:26 · answer #5 · answered by Rikki 6 · 1 0

Perhaps if you were wearing pants your fellow elevator ascendors may take you more seriously. And let me guess it was on 'Commando Thursday'.

2007-06-03 19:33:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I cannah tell ya Captain! I'm an engineer, not a miracle worker!

2007-06-04 13:16:53 · answer #7 · answered by zombie_togo 3 · 0 0

didnt u hear? scotty's dead... poor guy, i really liked him. u gotta check who's working the engineering dept. now.

2007-06-03 19:33:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ms Medieval 7 · 0 0

I thought YOU were Scotty?!!

2007-06-03 17:56:53 · answer #9 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 0 0

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