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I need a laugh, and I am sure there are a few of you who have some pretty freaky answers to this one.

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2007-06-03 16:29:44 · 25 answers · asked by Seduce A Stranger :] 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

25 answers

Vas es dis "condom?"

**walks away confused but making adorable inflatable animals out of the balloons she found under her mattress**

2007-06-04 04:16:42 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 1 1

Hmmm. No for the most part I feel that if you want to have sex with me then you should be prepared to do so. If I have to go into my "stash" then you may not be worth my time. I am single and dating again after being in a LOOOONG term relationship so the new dating styles are interesting. Now days, having sex can KILL you.. I don't mind producing the protection. I keep them handy in a small zippered pocket of a pouch that contains all of my intimate condiments. (TeeHee condiments...)

2007-06-04 00:18:51 · answer #2 · answered by Smittyb-003 2 · 0 0

Its a bit too late to think about that now, isn't it?
After getting me stone-drunk and taking advantage of me, did you really expect me to be capable of saying- "Cassie, dear, could you hand me the spare condoms from the cupboard, the top drawer, please? The combination is 12-33-22-12-15"

Were either of us in that sort of sober mental state necessary for normal speech?
I think not. We were quite busy with other things.

2007-06-04 09:03:39 · answer #3 · answered by Salazar 3 · 0 0

In the glove box of the car.
You see, it's like this.
A friend of mine was engaged to his fiance, and when ever he went over to her parent's house, her sister would always flirt with him, and wear really skimpy clothing. One day, she called him and asked him to help with the invitations, so he went over. She immediately got up on him said that she wanted him, and if wanted one last fling before he married her sister, to follow her upstairs.
She ran up the steps, and at the top, she undressed. He just stood there for a moment, and then made a bee-line for the door. When he got outside, his future in-laws and wife were there, and they said how proud they were of him at how he had past the test.
You see, his condoms were in the glove box of his car!!!
HEHEHEHE

2007-06-03 23:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

i keep some in the drawer next to my bed and i hide some behind the picture that hangs over the couch, and in the glove box in my car, and in my purse.

2007-06-03 23:33:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I dont hide my condoms I KEEP THEM IN THE OPEN SO PEOPLE CAN SEE THEM THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH PRACTICING SAFE SEX. IN THESE DAYS AND TIMES YOU SHOULD NOT BE ASHAMED. IN MY DAY AS MY KIDS WOULD SAY I HAD TO HIDE. BUT TODAY I DONT!!!! THERE IS TO MUCH OUT THERE NOT TO PROTECT YOUR SELF. I CARRY THEM IN MY PURSE AND ANY WHERE I CAN. I WOULD GLUE THEM TO MY BODY IF I COULD.

2007-06-04 00:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by kikajdawson 1 · 1 0

In my protection drawer - next to my 44 magnum!

2007-06-03 23:31:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I've been married for 15+ years.

If I found a condom, I'd be asking all kinds of questions.....

2007-06-03 23:32:54 · answer #8 · answered by Fuzzy Wuzzy 6 · 0 0

I know this won't provide a laugh for you, but I don't HAVE condoms.

2007-06-03 23:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by ღღღ 7 · 0 0

My only freaky answer is that I don't keep condoms.......







Was that freaky?? Haha~! I'm a virgin!! : )

2007-06-03 23:32:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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