What is the worst heap of poo motorbike ever.?

Question

Apart from a Harley that is. Remember we are talking motorbikes not tractors.

Smithg: Aww that`s not fair they looked great and everyone knows you`re not actually supposed to ride them.

Guardrail: wish I hadn`t outlawed Harleys now. That Baja looks like a strimmer with rickets. CZ are always good for a laugh.

Who mentioned Vespas? Vespas are great what other bike is there with such potential as a golf cart. I think they should be allowed in supermarkets.

Puch 250 twingle: I like it. Never heard of it before but now I want one.

I wonder what Bill b is riding. H/D I suspect. YMCA it`s fun to stay at the YMCA...

Beatmaster: The Feces 650 rr? I don`t believe it. Sounds like the Ford Crapi to me.

Old Git: I declare you to be in breach of the rules and disqualify you from this stinky bike contest. Also let me point out that the correct venacular for Harley Davidson is not "Hardly Duddlypun" but "Hardly Dudputter" or in Ireland "Hairy Dungputter" or in Jersey I think the euphemism is "Lard Trolley"

Old Git: For your further info some Scottish friends inform me the the Scotts vernacular for the hog is "Kilt Lifters milk float"

XYZ: You nicked that from jungle book

Rune amok: I know what you mean about the Kwaky 600 delaminator. It`s got the personality of a depressed donkey and the looks of a cheese grater but It`s still a bit too good to get on the stinky podium.

Answer 1

Here's a list of the top 10 worst bikes.
Harley made the list.
Don't get in a huff Harley lovers. A few popular Japanese bikes made the list also LOL
http://dirtbike.off-road.com/dirtbike/article/articleDetail.jsp?id=265930

Answer 2

Any bike that's under 20 years old. They haven't proven themselves yet. I've seen a lot of harley riders turn in their bike for Vespa's GTS250's, Sportbike riders leave the riding world althgether either through selling the bike cause they got scared or crashed themselves. And of course scotoer riders wanting to go over 60-70 MPh always upgrade. It's not a case of what bike is the worst, it's just that the best bike you'll ever have is the one you ride. But seriously, stay away from ANYTHING that comes out of China or Vietnam. THOSE are what I will say are the worst

Answer 3

Based on my limited personal experience, the Kawasaki ZL600 Eliminator (1996-1998).

That was my first bike. That piece of crap was a hard starter and there were NO aftermarket toys I could buy for it.

I probably shouldn't be so hard on it. After all, it was a decent size for a first bike, it had a low seat height and it did get me on the road for two years.

But I couldn't wait to get rid of it.

Answer 4

If you really love bikes any bike is good no matter how bad it is (even Harley's - sorry had to mention that one) but if you want real crap try anything out of China. They even make a Ural seem like a modern piece of ultra reliable high tech machinery.

Answer 5

I've ridden all sorts of bikes since 1977 when I started. Some have been great, some have been junk. But I always had a smile when I was riding them.

A pal who makes high end racing leathers, and is known world wide once said to me "Honda V45 Magna, Worst bike ever"

I do not know why he said this, but? now, in my mind, it is. :D

Answer 6

Vespa Scooter

Answer 7

the worst heap of poo bike ever is still better than no bike...

1972 Benelli 250 2C __ good fun to ride when you can keep the electrics working

Answer 8

I relatively have by no ability fallen on one, by no ability ideas off one! I fell off my pal's mountain motorcycle as quickly as nonetheless whilst i became into being stupid and had bruises up my leg for a week. Went into the stones that jut out below the twin carriageway. He did come to the rescue nonetheless to %. up his motorcycle ~ he forgot me nonetheless!

Answer 9

That would definitely be the Feces 600 RR...

Answer 10

I've owned a few and I'd have to say Bridgestone was the worst of the lot for me. Never did run well.