2007-06-03 11:53:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
sorry i didnt relaize i was going that fast officer
2007-06-03 11:58:19 · answer #1 · answered by nas88car300 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A very polite, "I thought I was within the speed limit, Officer." is a good place to start.
I actually used "No, Sir, but I'll bet if I sit here really quiet, you'll tell me" once. I was young. I was cute. I gave him a huge smile. He was a really nice looking CHP motor cop. I didn't get the ticket.
2007-06-03 11:59:04 · answer #2 · answered by Kaia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
obviously fast enough for you to pull me over and get me a ticket
i dont know officer you the one with the speed detector i bet you are the top cop at your department....:P
2007-06-03 11:59:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well officer, obviously fast enough to get you out of the dunkin donuts
2007-06-03 12:01:52 · answer #4 · answered by qpistol 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes sir but you see I got this stomach virus and I've got to get to a toilet...
True story... This worked for me...
2007-06-03 11:59:36 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always say the speed limit and then he informs me that i am WAY off :)
2007-06-03 11:58:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*slurring* the speed of light officer
2007-06-03 11:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if your female, "yes sir, but i'm trying to get to the nearest pharmacy, you see i've started my period and have no pads, *whisper* i have paper towel down there... and you don't know how uncomfortable this is!
2007-06-03 12:17:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no not really... I'm on the way to the Hospital to see my dying mother....or some other emergency...
2007-06-03 12:03:01 · answer #9 · answered by Pumpkin Head 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Say 'I don't know?' Don't tell him...then he'll give you a ticket for sure. He should know, if he stopped you!
2007-06-03 11:57:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋