Yes - cigars are for men - but so are women's breasts.
I mean, why the heck would God put them there if they weren't for men?
Think about it - it's a flippin' silly place to put them for babies to drink from - makes poor old mum's arms tired, holding baby up.
Yep, that God bloke would have put them on her knees, then baby could lay face down on mum's lap and drink and be burped at the same time.
Nah - they were put there for blokes to look at and touch. They are just the right height.
Of course, this God person could have done it even better - He could have put them on the woman's back, then the bloke wouldn't have to look at the woman if she was a bit ugly, if you know what I mean.
Also, when a woman got a bit drunk and fell over backwards, they would protect the floor from being damaged.
Oh well - I suppose we can't have everything?
Unless it's me.
I want EVERYTHING
except the flu
2007-06-03 11:21:22
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Men - Restroom Urinals, and atheletic cups.
Women - Tampons and Oprah
2007-06-03 18:20:44
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answered by devilishlyclever™ 6
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hot stick in the bathroom - women
hair dryer - women
malibu rum - women
paper azz gasket - women
chainsaws - men
mountian lion traps - anyone with the nerve to check it
horse power - men
espn - men
so there are the few things i can think of right off the top of my head.
2007-06-04 01:20:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Off the top of my head
Women give birth, men don't.
Men can pee standing up, women can't.
2007-06-03 18:15:56
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answer #4
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answered by snappygirl 3
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Men- condoms.
Women- MaxiFlex!
2007-06-03 18:14:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Condoms for men.
'Morning After' pill for women.
2007-06-03 18:14:33
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answered by ivenoimagination 3
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well there are things such as-
horses/ponies - women
tampons-women
barbies-women(girls realllly)
and then there are some jobs, which can be very stereotypical
like-
teacher- normally women, but guys are rising up
auto things- men
computer fixing-men
2007-06-03 18:16:21
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answer #7
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answered by Jumper ♥ 4
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Pap smears for Women - KY Jelly on the finger for MEN!
2007-06-03 18:15:07
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answered by Anonymous
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tampax and summer's eve are for women
only thing I can think of for a man that a woman cant get or use is a penile implant.
2007-06-03 18:23:46
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answered by caligrl 5
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Jockstrap for men.
Tampons for women.
2007-06-03 18:13:52
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answered by Nico 7
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