.....and she says "Hey! Uncle Buk! Will you cut the cake for little Johnny?". I say sure, whatever, I'll cut it.
So I cut the cake, and she's screaming, "STOP! STOP!"
all pissed off because it's not PERFECT or something, so I turn off the chainsaw and let someone else do it, I don't have time for that crap.
What's her problem??
2007-06-03 10:00:59 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
It must have been when the birthday candles flew off the cake, setting fire to the drapes and burning the new sofa, causing the smoke alarm to go off, turning the sprinklers on, soaking every bit of carpet and upholstery, eventually flooding the ground floor of the house, with water cascading into the drive and sweeping away her new Chevy convertible, the surprise birthday gift for her husband that she'd hidden in the glove compartment, and the family dog sleeping on the back seat, that she snapped. But give her credit. She didn't actually attack you till she came out of the coma she suffered when she was struck on the head by a piece of charred masonry .....
2007-06-03 10:52:09 · answer #1 · answered by Dolores & the prune 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Will you be my Uncle Buk? I'll let you keep the chainsaw *wink*
LOL
2007-06-03 15:48:46 · answer #2 · answered by Sr Tamara Specialist 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
SHEESH.... Just because her cakes require a chainsaw to cut off a slab, isn't your fault. She should just relax, and leave the cake cuttin' to you!
2007-06-03 11:53:51 · answer #3 · answered by LARGE MARGE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
how many times do we have to tell you men to use a hand saw to cut cake? the chainsaw is for meat!
2007-06-03 10:13:59 · answer #4 · answered by frostbite 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She probably reacted the same way when your wife used the garden shovel to scoop the ice cream. Some people are just picky - ignore it.
2007-06-04 01:13:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
no longer likely yet you should furnish her the earnings of the doubt and plan to contain her interior the travelers yet no longer do something particular questioning she is showing up. Her development of habit says she would be able to no longer practice. this is her prerogative to settle for or decline an invite. it ought to no longer be precise yet consistent with threat she feels extraordinary approximately it; sort of a "his and mine" attitude. Does your dad come without her? have you ever asked her why? have you ever in my view called to ask her and truthfully reported "we are hoping which you will contain Dad"? human beings do humorous issues.
2016-10-09 09:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a good way to cut a cake to me!!!!
2007-06-03 10:04:04 · answer #7 · answered by im_your_huckleberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
She was probably displeased with you 'cause you didn't use the ax that they've used every other year....it's important to keep the family tradition going.
Happy Birthday to your great nephew!!!
2007-06-03 11:05:09 · answer #8 · answered by Sydney Paws 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know but some people are just so insensitive to others feelings in the way they react to something......Sorry she made you feel uncomfortable!
2007-06-04 01:41:26 · answer #9 · answered by Karen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The diesel mix was dripping in the ice cream...
2007-06-03 10:05:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋