What is the most embarassing thing your child has ever said?

Answer 1

The question even makes me laugh to think about it.

When my daughter was 4, we went to dinner at my very Conservative Grandmothers house and my Grandma was talking about her son Dick and my daughter kept saying, "Omm, that's a bad word" and everyone just acted like they didn't hear it but she kept saying it everytime Grandma mentioned my Uncle Dick... "Grandma, that's a bad word!!" I was dying inside, ready to burst with laughter. I finally had to pull her away and tell her it was my uncles name.

My son couldn't say truck when he was 2, he'd say f*ck. We'd be driving down the road and he loved big semi's. He saw one and said, "Big F*ck, oh no, that's a bad word" and he'd try again, "Big F*ck, oh no, that's a bad word" over and over. I was dying in the drivers seat. Those are memories that will be with me forever.

Kids...gotta love em!

Answer 2

Well I don't have a child, but, the most embarrassing thing i must of said around my mum to make her embarrassing would be. When we was at airport && the guy was like "do you have any fragile or weapons on you?" & i said "yes i sure do." && he looked at my mum && he said " what may that be." i was like "I could use this bag to beat the crap out of someone with." && they all laughed but, my mum was so red faced. lol.
that was when i was 8 yrs old.

Answer 3

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Answer 4

She was about 3 at the time and we saw a colored person on public transportation, she asked why the person didn't take a bath that morning....I took the opportunuty to explain different ethnical groups and races

Answer 5

my daughter was 3 at the time, and we were grocery shopping. There was a really OBESE man in front of us and she said "mommy that man is fat".

He of course heard her, and I had to polietly tell her that her comment was not nice. Even though very accurate, very embarassing for me.

Answer 6

I still cringe when I recall what my dad told me I said one day in line at the supermarket, "Daddy, why do those people look like chocolate donuts...." - I still feel bad & I was like 3 years old at the time....the innocence of a child, ooohhh....

Answer 7

Once in a public bathroom one of them (they were very little) asked why I had fur. You could have heard a pin drop. All of the other moms were waiting to see what I was going to say. It was hilarious.

Answer 8

We were sitting in a long, holiday...Catholic Mass...and my elder son....dropped his toy and shouted "Oh, S>*t!" I could have died. Of course, I hit his father and whispered, "I told you he would pick up what you say!" The congregation laughed at him...and we all went back to prayer. I then turned purple and wanted to die!

Answer 9

A lady of small stature was getting on the bus and my daughter blurted out "where is her mommy? - she should not be riding the bus all alone?" - all within earshot.

Answer 10

He called me from spending the night at his great grandmother's house and told me it was ok if I had sex with Daddy, because he told grandma and she said sex was a beautiful thing...I was mortified!!