aww man...some sweet memories...my friend had set me up on a blind date...she kept bugging me, so i said yes, just so she would stop. so the night of, he came over to my place to pick me up, we got into the car, had dinner and saw a play...it went pretty well...then when we got into the car so he could drop me off...we got into the wrong car...i swear, it looked just like his!...turns out this humungous wrestler-type guy owned the car...now my date was toned...but not crazy toned,it was decent, nothing crazy, you know...so, the owner of the car went ballistics...my date tried to explain what happened but the guy wouldn't stop yelling...so i stepped in...
"listen, i don't know what you think you are but if you think we're scared of you, you're wrong. now if you don't shut up, get into the car and go where ever it was that you were going, Will is going to get angry...and both his shrink and his parol officer advice against that!"
the poor guy got pretty worried, shut up...got into his car and just as he was starting the car, i yelled out, "i didn't hear an apology"...he got out, shook hands with Will, apologized and drove away....
we laughed all the way home, Will found it pretty funny...so funny that we started dating afterwards ;) lolz
2007-06-03 08:07:03
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answered by nDn tigress 4
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Once I was stopped in a construction zone waiting for the equipment to move out of the road. Listening to the radio I heard this story about two women who always played jokes on one another. Well, this day one lady calls her friend and said she had been doing her housework naked and happened to get her breast in the wringer washing machine and asked how to best treat it. She said it was extremely painful, bruising already and swelling. Her friend, of course, figured she was joking and tried to think of a silly response. So, she instructed her to get several old newspapers and soak them in vinegar them apply them to the affected area then put sliced cucumbers on top of the newspaper. Come to find out, it was an actual injury and the woman ended up in the emergency room with vinegar soaked newspapers decorated with sliced cucumbers plastered on her chest. Because I worked in the local emergency room I could envision this happening and had me laughing for the 30 minute drive home. On top of that the construction dudes saw me sitting in my car alone laughing my head off and offered puzzled glances which added fuel to the hilarity of the situation.
2007-06-03 15:06:48
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answered by CosmicKiss 6
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Last Thursday. Joined the gym with my sis, the poor guy must have thought we were either drunk or crazy. Not everyone gets my sense of humor quickly. Tears were streaming down my cheeks alllllllll the way home :)
2007-06-03 15:04:06
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answered by KAT 4
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From the bank on Friday morning
a little boy standing in line with his mommy started having a conversation with me and told me his mommy had an ouchie in her pants .....
2007-06-03 14:59:04
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answered by ♥Sabre♥ 6
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From my last parole hearing....laughed all the way back to my cell
2007-06-03 14:58:55
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answered by Anonymous
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i was in dunkin donuts and my friend said it smelled like **** in there, so he ran out screaming because his eyeballs were burning. omg its making me crack up right now!!!! =) the guy actually came out and asked if he was okay!!!!!!!!
2007-06-03 14:59:12
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answered by JJ's Advice Column 4
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yesterday
2007-06-03 14:59:17
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answered by bobby 2
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last week
2007-06-03 14:58:17
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answered by Mag 7
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its been a while
2007-06-03 14:59:04
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answered by Mr. Smiley 6
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