2007-06-03 07:40:33 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Stinkaroooo!
2007-06-03 07:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by lolita 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was going to the bottom floor of my building with my coworker. When I entered the elevator, I stood by him and emitted some of the most foul smelling gaseous matter possible. It was as if a kid infected with E. Coli and tapeworm in Ethiopia let this one rip. About three stories down, an old black lady gets on. She got this really helpless look on her face and started fanning her nose with the papers she was carrying. I had to turn around I was laughing so hard.
2007-06-03 07:43:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I know this is so gross but.... we were in class, and the whole place was silent, and all of a sudden, I sneezed, and with the sneeze came along a really big pop balloon of a fart. And the teacher just was like, "what was that, a sneeze of the other thing" And I was just like, "um....i don't know!" The whole class was a mixture of giggles and ewws, I felt awful. I know i was burning up. ya, it was pretty embarrasing!~isa (this is a wierd question tho, why do you ask?)
2016-05-20 02:48:44 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few years ago I was jogging with my friend. At about the 3-mile mark I busted out a HUGE fart.....my friend started rolling and I looked to my left and there was this hot, half naked guy standing on his porch chuckling and giving me a thumbs up.........i will never forget that.
2007-06-03 07:46:49 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For me it was running track in high school and as I and the other girls were running I accidentally ripped one. They couldn't stop laughing!
Otherwise my hubby cut one at 3 a.m. once and it woke me up. It STUNK. Even when he came back from the bathroom he said it was peeling the paint off the ceiling!
2007-06-03 07:47:43 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't a real fart but a "pusssy fart" with a new lover.
2007-06-03 07:44:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i was in line at old navy and i ripped one. people got out of line. i was very embarrassed so i walked away with them and blamed it on the guy in front of me.
2007-06-03 07:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by JJ's Advice Column 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was when i was standing in line at walgreens,i thought it was gonna be a silent one but it fooled me and everyone else.i just acted like"damn,who did that?"
2007-06-03 07:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by susan e 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One word: elevator
2007-06-03 07:44:01 · answer #9 · answered by K 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
in high school study hall. was extremely quiet when there was a loud, long one.
2007-06-03 07:44:05 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋