Joe Dirt said he certainly didn't wanna be Jerkin his Gherkin.
2007-06-03 06:08:47 · 25 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I will be at the bookstore where he is signing autographs. I already have a copy of his book, so I just need to get him sign it. Then I could sell it on e-bay and make a fortune. I am a very spiritual person. I have my priorities firmly set.
2007-06-03 08:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by enzyme 305 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
For the past two-thousand years Christians have been saying "Any minute now." So I guess I'll be reading Aesop's Fables, particularly The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
2007-06-03 07:08:34 · answer #2 · answered by MMMM 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You're first assumption is that people believe that he was here in the first place....right?? So if we don't believe he was here in the first place and the Bible is just a good book of moralistic stories (not a factual account of something) then we have no reason to believe that Jesus will be coming back (since he was never here in the first place).
I guess I would have to assume that he won't be coming back since I'm not particularly inclined to believe that he was here in the first place.........so I will say that I will probably doing what I'm always doing....going about my business and trying to live my life the best way I can.
2007-06-03 06:16:26 · answer #3 · answered by Jenyfer J 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL... I was just watching that a few hours ago....while housecleaning... I love that freakin' movie...
If and when big J comes back for a 2nd tour of duty.... i'd like to be in Arlington Cemetary.... so I could ask him the rational regarding the Iraq war....
2007-06-03 08:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Riiiiiiight.
I hope you know that not many people in P&S are Christians. Don't expect too many serious answers.
I, personally, would want to be in my living room watching the History Channel. Don't ask me why. I think I would because of the irony attatched - the Apocalipse is probably the most anticipated moment IN history, lol.
2007-06-03 06:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Lauren 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Recreating the Last Supper...
..bcuz that man knew how to throw one hell of a party!!! Plus with him around its an "Open Bar"!!!
Break some bread and Drink Up... It's Party-time!!!
2007-06-03 06:32:01 · answer #6 · answered by Bruce 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Prepared!
2007-06-03 06:11:33 · answer #7 · answered by delux_version 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Riding a motorcycle.
2007-06-03 06:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by Ands 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With those I care for most in life
2007-06-04 03:31:49 · answer #9 · answered by LORD Z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a dive bar knocking down my third Glenlivet double.
2007-06-03 08:51:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋