When you'v pulled a sickie from work?
2007-06-03 04:05:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I was only talking of this just last night with a friend!
I once phoned in saying i'd twisted my ankle getting off the bus, so i got back on, and went home ;0
2007-06-03 04:29:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
I say that I have piles.Your employers are then usually too embarrassed to question you about it.
I knew a scottish lad who phoned in and said that his car window had been broken by a pelican.He actually meant a pellet gun.
2007-06-03 04:10:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A cop busted me as quickly as and instructed me observe on the line became I have been hauling pounds of pot decrease than the hood of my automobile. He searched me and would desire to no longer locate any weed, I instructed him he had pulled me over too quickly reason i became on my thank you to scouse borrow a huge patch I had got here upon and he merely have been given there too rapid.
2016-11-03 12:43:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once said that I had to take my father's ill friend to the ER at 3AM in the morning and didn't get out until 8. Miraculously, they actually believed it. Heh.
2007-06-03 04:15:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Having to have my face stitched back together after a tractor wind-screen collapsed inwards and nearly took my head off
All healed perfectly though..
2007-06-03 04:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Mr. Fox 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I havent made that much excuses up.
when i was in school i said to my mum that cheek was hurting. But i was still alright to eat like a pig... all i can say is my other chheek hurt from her hand print!!
LOL
2007-06-03 04:10:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have a colleague who phoned in on a Friday saying that he had been knocked off his bicycle on the way in, and had broken his collar bone.
He turned up on Monday, fully fit.
2007-06-03 04:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by lulu 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The car won't start and I have to wait and wait for the tow truck. That could take all day you know.
2007-06-03 04:14:25 · answer #8 · answered by Bazinga 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
From school mine must have been:
"I want to see my Daddy" (He lives in Somerset and I live in Kent)
My mother didn't take me there, but she did give me the day off lmaoo :)
2007-06-03 04:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Nic 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the list is endless!
ive said, the bus broke down ( i drive )
uumm. ive said my dog pooed on the floor and i needed to clean it up,
the funniest tho was saying that i thought it was the weekend!
2007-06-03 04:08:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋