Are these correct Republican definitions?

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alternative energy sources
n. New locations to drill for gas and oil.

bankruptcy
n. A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations

Cheney, Dick
n. The greater of two evils.

class warfare
n. Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.

climate change
n. The day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.

compassionate conservatism
n. Poignant concern for the very wealthy.

DeLay, Tom
n. 1. Past tense of De Lie 2. Patronage saint.

democracy
n. So extensively exported that the domestic supply is depleted.

Fox News
fict. Faux news.

free markets
n. Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.

God
n. Senior presidential adviser.

growth
n. 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.

gun control

n. The index finger, usually on the right hand. No other definitions or usage.

habeas corpus
n. Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See Patriot Act).

healthy forest
n. No tree left behind.

honesty
n. Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is on the march."

House of Representatives
n. Exclusive club; entry fee $1 million to $5 million.

laziness
n. When the poor are not working.

leisure time
n. When the wealthy are not working.

liberal(s)
n. Followers of the Anti-christ.

neoconservatives
n. Nerds with Napoleonic complexes.

9/11
n. Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy. (see Terra, Terra, Terra)

No Child Left Behind
riff. 1. v. There are always jobs in the military.

ownership society
n. A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth.

Patriot Act
n. The pre-emptive strike on American freedoms to prevent the terrorists from destroying them first.

pro-life
adj. Valuing human life until birth.

Senate
n. Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.

simplifiy
v. To cut the taxes of Republican donors.

staying the course
interj. Slang. Saying and doing the same stupid thing over and over, regardless of the result.
voter fraud
n. A significant minority turnout.

Wal-Mart
n. The nation-state, future tense.

water
n. Arsenic storage device.

Answer 1

. I think that is the most truth I have seen in one place in a long time. Beautiful absolutely beautiful.

Answer 2

My main argument with him is the premise he bases his assumptions off of. He makes a false assumption that the rich making a larger percentage of wealth keeps poor people poor as if there is only a set amount of money that can be made in this country. Nothing could be further from the truth in a capitalistic society. Every person (depending on their own innate ability) has a chance to create wealth and add value to the economy.

Answer 3

I admire your insight and creativity and accurate description of where their heart and mind is really focused.. You go girl... You rock my world....

Answer 4

GREAT! You might add "Insanity: Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result each time."

Answer 5

No, they are not, but I see democrats use these definitions like a bible. Oh and by the way, the no bid status of halliburton was a Clinton/Gore creation. Do your research and people won't make so much fun of you.

Answer 6

you could say these are shared by both republicans and democrats...if you wanted to be fair. It would seem you might be poking a bit of fun at the right tho, so I would assume you will pander to those who share your one sided view.

Answer 7

Pretty accurate.

Answer 8

You are too good......

Surprised the rabid ones haven't answered with their ever popular(to them) -LINK,LINK,LINK......

Answer 9

Hit the nail on the head with those.

Answer 10

Whatever.