Have you recently?

Question

realised you're alive? *looks around*

Answer 1

When I first took Prozac in 1991!

Answer 2

who is? me?.......no i think you're mistaken.....i'm not alive......i can't be alive......i was born in 1989 (1949 in my head and spirit) and that's 18 years(58 years)....and so that doesn't make me alive......that makes me a teenager.....hated by little old ladies and the government.....and everybody else my age.

Answer 3

oh yes...i've realised i'm alive when i answered your question

Answer 4

Yea, when i got hit by a tether-ball (you know the ball with a string connected to it and the string is on a pole and you hit it with your hand. You know?) in the nose. Hard.

Answer 5

i realised that after my 3rd cup of coffee this morning that iwas alive and fully functioning

Answer 6

wierd thing to ask but yes actualy, i looked at the world and at my job - male striper decided to find a relgion to follow- i chose islam, its helped me a lot - try!

Answer 7

nah i had a meeting with haley joel osmond and he sed im jst believing what i want to believe, im the modern day bruce willis

Answer 8

Sometimes, I still feel as if I am in a wax museum, collecting dust.

Answer 9

is that a fact, i look like death warmed up today so i'll pass on being alive and kicking today...... ill...

Answer 10

I spend many an afternoon in graveyards just for that very
reason.

( well that`s my excuse and i`m sticking to it.)