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2007-06-02 23:41:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Buffington Cat lost his breakfast today when an overly-friendly nurse with broccoli-breath woke him from his nap by nudging him off her x-rays with her wine bottle.

2007-06-02 23:55:09 · answer #1 · answered by abbynormal92243 3 · 0 0

I was enjoying some wine with a cheese broccoli, when I got up and fell over the damn cat who was having a nap, and now after waiting 6 hrs on some x-rays that were lost, a nurse with nice looking boobs has told me I have 4 broken ribs.

2007-06-02 23:50:17 · answer #2 · answered by Jim 4 · 0 0

It was my turn to have my xrays done 2 c if it would find the broccoli I lost after I had a glass of wine, I'm sure I did not swallow it my gut tells me the cat that belonged 2 the nurse stole it but I want 2 b sure so I can have a undisturbed nap.

2007-06-02 23:50:50 · answer #3 · answered by bammbamm 3 · 0 0

I like to water the broccoli with wine but the nurse thinks I'm crazy so she got me to get x-rays, soon my cat was lost and I was so sad that I had to take a nap.

2007-06-02 23:50:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

X-rays are a good way to check if my cat has had her broccoli although the nurse did say that some wine would do her good and a nap would help me from stop becomming insane.

2007-06-02 23:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by ۩MoonLit Muslima۩ 5 · 1 0

Last Sunday, when my nurse woke me up from my nap, we drank a bottle of wine and watched an episode of "Lost" where a giant cat showed up shooting X-rays from its eyes and they had to fight it off with broccoli.... Man that's one weird show!

2007-06-02 23:49:14 · answer #6 · answered by eggman 7 · 1 0

while the CAT was having a NAP the NURSE drunk WINE and LOST the X-RAYS , because she was too busy stuffing BROCCOLI up her ***

2007-06-02 23:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i drank some wine after my daily nap in which i dreampt of x-rays, then as my cat helped search for the lost brocolli she told me she wants to be a nurse.

2007-06-02 23:47:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I'm a creature who owns a fish swimming in milk, while I was reading about globalization and the weather, the fish jumped on to the map.

2016-05-19 23:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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