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Valium would probably help...

2007-06-02 21:54:02 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cook the real eggs

2007-06-03 04:54:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Drown them in Ketchup?

2007-06-03 04:53:52 · answer #3 · answered by JNS 5 · 0 0

Pretend you are John Holmes and cook your "SALAMI" that way the only screaMING WILL BE YOURS YOU DUMBASS!!!!!

2007-06-03 04:57:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eat them raw.

2007-06-03 04:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Skatermomof5 7 · 0 0

use your headphone and listen to a very loud music.

2007-06-03 04:56:47 · answer #6 · answered by misia 5 · 0 0

Scramble the yolks. That way you KNOW they're dead.

2007-06-03 04:54:08 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0 0

Think of a cock.

2007-06-03 04:54:22 · answer #8 · answered by 2d 2 · 0 0

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