What's the real reason people die?

Question

This is a joke question. It is encouraging answes in the style of the following:

Once you ever consider any one thing too much, you die.

Answers taken from quotes are welcome.

Answer 1

They die from laughing.

Answer 2

You are born to die . You can die immediately after being born, die before being born, die in the first month in your mothers womb because you've been aborted...

However, between birth and death people have done some really splendid things like invent trains, cars, etc, write music ...you know, write poems, great stories .......

Some people have done dumb things like invent atom bombs and dynamite. You know...blokes like Einstein and Nobel.
They're the reason everybody's getting blown up!!!

You should not miss Dr Death, Dr. Kevorkian, or something like that.
You get into this wonderful rat race you do look forward to dying some time. Heart attack, blown up, shot at , F1, space shuttle. You can also will yourself to death

People are also dying for Bush, Blair and Osama...did you know that ? Be careful too. You meet these guys and you will soon be mesmerised and offer your life.

Answer 3

they get poked by a lazer tag in the back of their neck by their shirt.

their eyeballs drop and voices deepen. they become a man.

sombody put a cat in some dudes pants. the dude freaked out and bumped his head. he couldn't get up in the morning.

a note on a flute is played so high that some lady's dentures fracture. she dies of starvation because all the soft food was dissolved into the air from the high frequency.

a computer falls on most people when they least expect it. leaving a goose egg the size of a gooses egg on their arm. the arm's nerves become compressed, causing the arm to go through spazms, eventually obliterating any life form within a 2.50 radius.

a 16 year old boy writes down stupid answers until his fingers fall off. he dies because he cannot talk to his girlfriend online anymore/ pick up eating utinsels/ ride a bike with gears/ etc.

a girl who is in elementary school likes to do arts and crafts. while running with the scissors, the little girl trips, falling on top of the scissors. the sharp end stabs clean through the carpet. the carpet in return becomes upset and starts to cry. when asked what was wrong, the carpet becomes extreamly suprised, and devours the little girl before she can scream for help.

a grandmother gives a mouse a cookie. the mouse becomes melevolent when told that the milk has become sour. he invites his friends to come and invade and take up residence in said grandmother's house. grandmother dies of suffocation due to gasses emmited by the mouse droppings.

(i'm a 16 year old boy)

Answer 4

The real reason we die is because they way we like to have the new cars with all the cool features, we trade in the old junker and get a better one, well hopefully we do, your soul needs a new set of wheels, in this case, a new body.
So keep your inner you happy so it doesn't trade you in for a body with a sunroof or a bigger trunk space ;)

Answer 5

1. They have had their fill of this world so they die and hope the next place is better.

2. They have learnt all they can and are keen to move on to see what great things the next life has to offer.

Answer 6

The human race will eventually expire because our telomere count will eventually run out. Who YOU are is a big problem because you never exist in stasis but are forever evolving and changing. The next time you refer to yourself as "I" the same applies, think about it. Descartes was in error.

Answer 7

Some ask too many questions, some see things they ought not to see and others are caught in the cross fire.

Answer 8

We are programmed to die. The universe despises egotism

Answer 9

There are only two things in life that are inevitible: taxes and death.

He who was living is now dead
We who were living are now dying
With a little patience
-TS Eliot

Answer 10

Because I have enjoyed life more than most so now its time to give others a turn.

Answer 11

When they've stopped:
1) experiencing life
2) expecting good things in life
3) learning
4) physical expiry