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1. Well, tht's one for the books.
2. Col. Mustard in the conservatory.
3. Be bop a lu la.
4. And good morning to you, Boo Boo.
5. This is going to be a long night!
6. Suddenly the man started levitating.

2007-06-02 18:17:39 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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2007-06-02 18:18:38 · update #1

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Well, that's one for the books. I began constructing a sandwhich, but realized there wasn't any mustard in the conservatory. Being of the rather "strange" variety, I began humming my favorite magical mustard inducing lulaby, the start of which goes, "Be bop a lu la, doobee doobee, good night good day and good morning to you, Boo Boo." It failed to produce enough mustard. Realizing I would be getting quite sick rather soon, being sans mustard for so long I locked the door to avoid causing anyone else to acquire scurvey. This is going to be a long night! I pulled up a blanket that I'd sown out of a man I had to kill with his own necktie (so he wouldn't get violently ill from my mustard-lacking scurvey induction). Suddenly the man started levitating, and a pot of mustard fell from his pettycoat. Hazzah! Freedom at last!

2007-06-02 18:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by zoeboxcat 4 · 4 0

She stood staring at the building before she entered into it. She was there to visit a friend who had gone insane from all the stresses in his life. Before visiting the ward, she had to sign in and have her bag checked for any dangering items.

As the guard picked through her bag, she notice a young woman standing facing a corner. The young lady was mumbling words to herself. As she took off to find her friend after all was cleared, she walked past the young woman. All of a sudden the young lady yelled at the top of her lungs, "And good morning to you, Boo Boo!!!"

She simply nodded back at the crazed lady and continued on to her friends desinated room.
She took one flight of stairs and at the top was a gentlemen singing. The man kept repeating "Be bop a lu la" in his song and nothing else.

She gently slid her way past the man and furthered her steps down the long, white hall.

She found her dear friends room and knocked on the pale wooden door. No one answered so she peeked inside. Not a soul could be found in the room.

She returned to the hallway and sighed. All the while taking in the strange and heart breaking noises that echoed throughout the building.

An elderly man touched her arm from behind and she jumped with surprise.
"Hello dearie, are you looking for Col. Mustard in the conservatory?" He asked with a small chuckle.

She pardoned herself and left the man to his world of forgetfullness and moved on. She came to a room that seemed to be a library. She looked around for any personal there who might be of assistance to her.

At a small cluttered desk there was a woman who seemed to be in her late 40's. She strolled over to the woman and was about to speak when all of a sudden the woman whispered looking at her, "Well, tht's one for the books." The lady then threw three books across the room.

She was a bit frightened the more that she stayed in the ward, but she had to find her beloved friend....

She walked around the room and around the multiple bookshelves only to find her friend kneeling infront of another resident. She went to call for him when suddenly the man started levitating.

"This is going to be a long night!" She muttered to herself.....

Kimmie

2007-06-02 18:46:53 · answer #2 · answered by Kimmie 3 · 2 0

As I walked out of the room into the garden, I bumped into him. "Be bop A lu la!" He exclaimed enthusiastically, "And Good Morning to you, Boo Boo!" i replied, hoping to match his enthusiasm. Suddenly the man started levitating. Whoops! Well, that's one for the books. I should remember to add that to my memoirs.

2007-06-02 18:29:03 · answer #3 · answered by Yahoo! 3 · 2 0

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2016-11-03 12:02:19 · answer #4 · answered by holcy 4 · 0 0

No, I can't. Would you settle for a couple of shaggy dog stories?
There was a snake called Nate. His purpose in life was to stay in the desert and guard the lever. This lever was no ordinary lever. It was the lever that if moved would destroy the world. Nate took his job very seriously. He let nothing get close to the lever.

One day off in the distance he saw a cloud of dust. He kept his eye on it because he was guarding the lever. The dust cloud continued to move closer to the lever. Nate saw that it was a huge boulder and it was heading straight for the lever!

Nate thought about what he could do to save the world. He decided if he could get in front of the boulder he could deflect it and it would miss the lever. Nate slithered quickly to intersect the boulder. The boulder ran over Nate, but it was, in fact, deflected, leaving history to conclude that is was better Nate than lever.

There was a Rabbi who was shipwrecked on an island. He knew that there was no way he could get off so he decided to make the best of it.

One day in his exploration of the island he came across an interesting tribe of people. After a long time, he learned to speak their language and he found out they called themselves Trids. He asked if he could join the tribe. The Trids said yes. So the Rabbi did everything that the Trids did.

One day about a month after the Rabbi joined the Trids, there was a loud trumpet sounding. The Trids all lined up and started walking up the hill. The Rabbi joined them thinking it was some religious ceremony. The Trids stopped on top of a cliff by the sea. They were in a straight line. The Rabbi followed. Then a giant came out of the woods and began to kick each Trid off the cliff. The giant passed the Rabbi and continued to kicked the Trids off the cliff. When the Giant was finished, the Rabbi went to the Giant and asked why he didn't get kicked off. The Giant replied, "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"

2007-06-02 18:47:48 · answer #5 · answered by Yarnlady_needsyarn 7 · 1 4

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