What was the most embarrassing thing that happened to you on a date?

Question

Im very curious. =]

Answer 1

aw christ- all kindsa crap
bled through my tampon and had a stain under me in his light tan leather car seats
coughed half an amaretto sour out my nose while laughing
fell down the stairs at the rainbow
several times
had an allergic reaction to peanut sauce at a toi and my lips swelled up like balloons
farted while giggling uncontrollably
made the worst chicken ever for an at home dinner date- still referred to by my (now) husband as the "rubber chicken"
tried to pass off french take out as my own home cooking, and got caught when the fella in question found the containers in the top of the trashcan which id asked him to toss a napkin into - yeah im smart, i know
asked the fella in question if he wanted to burn a j- right before he told me, very unamusedly, that he was a narcotics officer
called this fat woman whod hemmed me in in my parking spot a fat whore *****, then found out it was his sister
sat down to group date thing with about fourteen other people including my fab new man candy boy friend of only a few weeks, who insisted i was THE ONE- and had his friend greg inform him that i was that fantastically slutty stripper hed told him about last week- my bf didnt know i danced
oh this is making me laugh too much and i have to stop now or ill wake my kids up

Answer 2

This is probably pretty lame, but I went to a Chinese restaurant and found out that I had inadvertently ordered something with the hottest peppers in the world. It was so hot it brought tears to my eyes. The girl I was with at the time I had so much makeup on that she looked like a clown, so I didn't feel so bad. I was actually laughing as I was crying. I like hot peppers, but these were nuclear fusion hot. I don't think I'll be ordering those again!

Answer 3

The girl I was dating had a rather rude and annoying mother, but she never understood that I was talking about her mother, because I didn't know it was her mother! I would talk to her about "the mother" saying how rude she can be and everything. Finally, we were eating in a restaurant and "the mother" came in. I said, "Great, there goes an enjoyable evening with her here. Wonder what she'll do next." So my girlfriend turned around and said..." That's my mother!" OMG! I felt like dying!

Answer 4

This is the honest to God truth:
One time I had a tee shirt on backwards and another time, I wore a new shirt and forgot to remove the tags!!! What a dork! Well the guy married me anyway and we've been happily married now for 22 1/2 years!

Answer 5

First, her mom ended up being this stupid whore I called a dumb bi*tch at the store a few days earlier cuz she took my parking spot. Then, after we had sex, I accidentally called her by her mom's name. (Her mom's a bi*tch, but she's hot.) On the way home, I got the diarrhea from drinking too much the day before, & sh*it all over her car, her clothes, & her dog. I got out & wanted to run away from embarassment, & I got the running farts, so I was fart-shi*tting the whole way into my house.

Answer 6

I had an allergic reatcion to shell fish, and threw up all over the table. He still called me after that so I knew he was a nice guy.

ps. People are so rude and ignorant on here.

Answer 7

My best friend went on a date with her boyfriend then (now her husband) and she let out a big f... in the car.

Answer 8

While chewing, the little bits of pieces spitted out accidentally.

Answer 9

I was laughing hysterically when a massive fountain of bogga came out of my nose.

Answer 10

A couple of friends tp'ed my car and put an obscene sign on it...they still walk funny....