i'm really having a down day...?

Question

can someone cheer me up?

Answer 1

I would love to cheer you up. Would you like to go get some beer and ride down to the river with me. We could lay down on the hood of my truck listen to George Straite and look at the stars. Hey if we see a shooting star you can make a wish. ;)

Answer 2

well this made me laugh

The virgin girl is one the phone and asks her boyfriend to come

over and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a

big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that

after dinner, she would like to go out and make love

for the first time.

* * * * * * * * *

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex

before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get

some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and

the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.

He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and

sex.

* * * * * * * * *

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many

condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family

pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he

thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents

house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm

so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table

where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly

offers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,

with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the

girlfriend leans over and whispers to the

boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

* * * * * * * *

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your

father was a pharmacist."

Answer 3

We all get that way once in a while....

Some people will say "Buck up & smile, it could be worse"

I tell those people to kiss my @ss...lol...

It's ok to be down once in a while..

The thing to remember is that when you wake up tomorrow, it's a brand new day full of all those things in life that you love!!

and those things that make life worth living are those that should get you out of this funk... when you are ready!

Now, as for making you feel better.. I suppose I could put on a clown nose & wig, and juggle flaming hamsters...

would that help?

Answer 4

I'm sorry baby. I don't think I can really cheer you up but I do really like your avatar. If I knew you I would give you a hug and let you cry on my shoulder. I hope you feel better soon.

Answer 5

Come on darling, it's just a speed bump in the road of life. Keep driving.

Remember, it takes 13 muscles to frown, and less to walk over to that person who's bringing you down and call that person a "geeky moron" at 111 decibels.

But seriously, I care. :)

Answer 6

Not sure if I can cheer you up...but I CAN say---if you're well enough to ask this, & you have technology to do so, you probably aren't that bad off.

Just find one thing---no matter how small---that makes you smile.
Concentrate on that.
Then try to feel a cyber-hug! :-)

Answer 7

Sorry Sweetie, I wish your day was better. Would it help if i shared my Mayan Chocolate ice cream?

Answer 8

I'm sorry you are having a bad day, yesterday was a very bad day for me! I'm sending you a BIG HUG!!!!

Answer 9

Yes I will try. Just remember that tomorrow will be better
:D

Answer 10

If you find someone, send them my way, kinda bummed here too.