what song by a british band has the lyrics 'i don't mean to patronize you'?

Answer 1

Don't Sit on My Jimmy Shands by Richard Thompson

I said "Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
Unless you want to wind up black and blue
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
Don't sit on my Jimmy Shands
And that's my very best advice to you"

Darling though you're twice my size
I don't mean to patronize
Honey let me lead you by the hand
Find a lap or find a chair
You can park it anywhere
Just don't rest your cheeks against my man

Answer 2

Richard Thompson - Don't Sit On My Jimmy Shands