i am a faithfull christian. i live my life by th 10 commandments, however being a boy i have my needs and urges. This occurance happend whilst in an orchestra rehursal in a church. We were playing Bhrams' 5th. However our usual conductor, a jovial, plump but charasmatic figure, was taken ill our standing conductor was a french fitty. she was breath taking and her top was barley conceiling her enormous boozums, atleast DD!! ;) i had been with my orchestra in france for a few days and whilst sharing a room with several other boys, i found i did not have the time, nor privacy to unload. I was squirming in my chair i could barley control myself, notes were sliding, bows were waving and jugs were bouncing. there was a break in the rehursal at this point i ran too the loo and let my hands do there duty. But it all went wrong when i found the door had not been locked and 2 members of my former orchestra waltzed in unaware of the sticky surprise. why theyre disgust? i was doing what is natural
2007-06-02 10:01:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Other - Cultures & Groups
hahaha thanks for sharing that with us all.
2007-06-02 10:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaark
2007-06-03 12:38:35 · answer #2 · answered by Mickster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I suppose you have to do something in church to break the monotony but that sounds a bit drastic
2007-06-02 17:52:03 · answer #3 · answered by Maid Angela 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It's generally considered OK during the sermon but not during the hymns, prayers or collection. As you were in the loo I think you're in the clear.
So, don't worry!
2007-06-02 17:09:07 · answer #4 · answered by Martin 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
1. You were in a church.
2. Its not natural to EVERYBODY.
3. You were in a church.
2007-06-02 17:52:31 · answer #5 · answered by Louisiana Boy™ - Go Baylor! 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you're not generaly supposed to do that in a public place. wait until you're in your own room that you've made sure to lock the door in.
2007-06-02 17:12:26 · answer #6 · answered by emilia 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You are kidding, right? You are a "faithfull (sic) christian"? You live by the 10 Commandments?
How about the one that says "Thall shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife?"
How about the teaching of Jesus when He said in Matthew 5 v 27-30:
"27"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.'[e] 28But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30And if your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell."
Or Jude 1:7:
"7In a similar way, Sodom and Gomorrah and the surrounding towns gave themselves up to sexual immorality and perversion. They serve as an example of those who suffer the punishment of eternal fire. "
Or Ephesians 5:3-7:
" 3But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God's holy people. 4Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are out of place, but rather thanksgiving. 5For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a man is an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.[a] 6Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God's wrath comes on those who are disobedient. 7Therefore do not be partners with them. "
I could go on and on. My heart is broken for you. You are either not being honest (making this up to get a reaction), or you are not a Christian--for if you were truly a Christian, the Holy Spirit dwelling within you would be convicting you of this sin--meaning you would feel ashamed. You obviously are not ashamed--"i was only doing what is natural"--and so the Spirit must not be within you.
If you are truly seeking understanding why your behavior is abhorrent to Christians, pray to the Holy God of heaven that He would reveal Himself to you, that you might truly trust in the salvation of His grace through His Son, Jesus Christ, who died once as payment for your sin and the sin of the whole earth. Ask to receive the Holy Spirit, and that His truth may dwell in you that you may not sin against Him. Then let God change you, and you will see your sin for what it was.
Does becoming a Christian eradicate all sin and lust in your life? God, will it to be so!!! But no, that does not happen. We are still sinful. However, by spending time in His word and with other Christians, you will see how God prunes the sin out of your life. Sometimes it is painful, but it is neccessary.
I pray that you are sincere. I pray that you will allow the God of the universe to show you His love through His grace and forgiveness.
2007-06-02 17:36:59 · answer #7 · answered by Todd J 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Its because you didnt clean up afterwards using the holy water :)
2007-06-02 17:11:45 · answer #8 · answered by mad123 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's darling. I hope you're majoring in creative writing.
-MM
2007-06-02 17:05:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You sure do give lots of details
2007-06-02 20:45:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
why would this be ok? you people who can't control themselves make me sick. and i mean i need a bucket. if i was you i'd run, solid christians will be looking for you. you will be lynched. if us christains dont then god will. theres no running from gods mighty wrath.
2007-06-02 17:22:27 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋