Have you ever met a nice South African?

Question

Apart from Nelson Mandela?

So far you've all met nice ones. Methinks you tell porkies.

Answer 1

Hi, Ian B. I am South African. I have met lots of nice South Africans. I consider myself a nice South African, and so do lots of other people.

Answer 2

I've Never met A Nice South African -

I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru
I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu
I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal
And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall
I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards
Who hate black people

I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait
I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late
I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool
I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school
I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers
Who smell like baboons

I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind
That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind
I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings
I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings
I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig
But I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths
With no sense of humour - ha ha

I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire
At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire
I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies
I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies
I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle
And I've never met a nice South African.

No he's never met a nice South African
And that's not bloody surprising man
Because we've never met one either
Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)

Yes he's quite a nice South African
And he's hardly ever killed anyone
And he's not smelly at all.
That's why they put him prison.

Answer 3

We actually have a very wonderful man living in our neck of the woods who calls South Africa his homeland. He and his family are just incredibly nice. He's a professional golfer named David Faught. You can see him and his golf work at this site: http://www.davidfaughtgolf.com

He's a great friend...wonderful family man....and a fabulous golfer. I'm sure there are a million more South Africans who would also fit the "nice" category you mention.

Answer 4

Yea i've got met Zulu's, Xhosa's, Sotho's, Tswana, Khoi, San, Cape Malay, Durban Indians (best curry via the way), Swazi's & Shangaans. the rest are thieves, murderers, & wild animals. Yea in case you dont like it then sod off, hear hear! Drat, oh yea, I forgot concerning the whites & the boers, Dutch, French Huguenots, English, Scottish, Welsh, Irish... & the checklist is going on. have you ever met a effective Australian?

Answer 5

Yes met many lovely hard working ones at the Arnos.

Its not bl**dy suprising man.

Answer 6

Yes,
she was one of those magnificent women that you are gifted to only ever come across maybe one or two in a life time.

A truly wonderful person.....!

Was a pure pleasure in sharing brief episodes of life. !
Never to be forgotten.

Answer 7

Yes a good friend of mine is from South Africa and she's lovely. She sometimes doesn't get our humour, but she's getting there!

Answer 8

I never met one. Well i have. She is a nice lady.

Answer 9

Yes, only one. I work with him and he's very nice. No pork there.

Answer 10

yes