You know how Jeff Foxworthy says "If you mow your lawn and find 3 cars, you might be a redneck. If you've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor, you might be a redneck." How do you know if you're a Yahoo Answers addict? Examples:
If you log in more often than you have bowel movements, yes, you might be a Yahoo Answers addict.
If you dream of asking questions or posting answers when you're asleep then, yes, you might be a Yahoo Answers addict.
If your family, friends and even your dog look at you with concern, then you might be a Yahoo Answers addict.
If you don't know the name of the Prime Minister of Great Britain... or the Speaker of the House... but know exactly how many points you have on Yahoo Answers then, yes, you might be a Yahoo Answers addict.
2007-06-02 05:48:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
You might be an addict:
-You're not good with numbers, but you know exactly the amount of points to get to another level.
-You don't know the amendments, but you do know the rules of Yahoo when it comes to using Yahoo Answers.
-You don't have an answer to a question, and almost a day later you think of an answer and think of answering it right away.
-You call in sick to work, because there a load of good questions for the day.
-You have a set day for answering Yahoo Answers, and you cancel special invitations just for this day.
-When your significant other wants to have sex with you,you don't use the old "I have an headache excuse".You say someone on the Singles and Dating is going through emotional pain, and they need your advice
-You're on your way to work, and you're late.You have to run, but before you run out the door, you come in to check if your answer was picked best.
-You're walking on the train and someone's next you with a laptop.You ask them, if they could go in Yahoo real quick to see if your answer was picked best.
-You ask someone a question, if you like their answer you tell unconsciously say "you've received 2 points for your answer."
-If you really like their answer, you say "whoa!you've received 11 points."
-Your significant other tells you that you might be taking Yahoo Answers too seriously, and you need break.
-You then argue that you're not.
-Then, you full with anger take your laptop and go to your mom's house.There you ask people on Yahoo if they think you're obsessed.
-There was a tremendous earthquake in New York.How you found out?Someone asked about it on Yahoo Answers.
-You dream that all your answers get picked as best answer.
-You wake up in the middle of the night scared as heck, because someone reported you on Yahoo Answers in a nightmare.
-You miss several showers on weekends because you were on Yahoo Answers.
-Yahoo writes an e-mail asking you to get a life.
2007-06-02 06:02:48 · answer #1 · answered by Marla 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cosign ThaPhenom88™ !@#$%^&* you defiantly know you're in the hood when the corner store's ran by a middle eastern guy who sales pornos, bootlegs, tall Ts, and crack pipes along with the regular goods. And there is a sign outside the door that says only one minor at a time in the store and no loitering, but there is always at least 4 or 5 standing outside looking suspect as hell at all times and seem to disappear into the back alley momentarily at about the same time a fiend walks down the block looking for a fix.
2016-03-13 04:27:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*If you know the name of your contacts and not your relatives, then you might be a YA addict!
*If every time you ask a question you ask for a star, you might be a YA addict!
*If you don't like an answer someone gives you and you give them a thumbs down, you might be a YA addict!
*If you're with a group of friends and ask a question and you look at the person who answered you best, or agreed with you, and you shout Best Answer, you might be a YA addict!
*If you answer someones question and then say "preview and submit", then you might be a YA addict!
*If you answer someones question and then say thanx for the 2 points, then you might be a YA addict!
*If someone changes the subject on you while you are talking with them and you tell them "Wrong Category", then you might be a YA addict!
2007-06-02 06:20:55 · answer #3 · answered by teashy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If your dog dies of starvation because you can't log off long enough to feed him....you might be a Yahoo Answers addict...then again, ya might just be an idiot. That one's too close to call!
If you quit smoking because you can't look away from the screen long enough to light up...you might be a YA addict!
If you can't remember the last time you had sex...you might be a YA addict. Then again, you might just be a total loser! On the other hand, I guess there's no reason you can't be BOTH!
2007-06-02 06:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by texasjewboy12 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
When your mouse becomes an extension of your hand.... You might be a Yahoo Answers Addict!
2007-06-02 05:53:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You know you are a Yahoo Addict when you join someone in the lift and double-click the floor that you need to go to and ask the person,"Which floor are you going to?Preview.Submit."
2007-06-02 05:57:07 · answer #6 · answered by Cutie ♥ 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When you answer questions until your limit everyday and then use your brothers ID to answer even more...
2007-06-02 05:53:18 · answer #7 · answered by JeanelleRox 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When everything and everyone one here is more "real" than in your "real" life. =)
You get a star for asking a great question.
Love it! ☺
2007-06-02 05:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ justbnme ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I Luv Jeff :) , but i ain't good at thinkin those things up.
2007-06-02 05:50:57 · answer #9 · answered by yourdreamgirl21 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
When the dishes start to grow hair....................yes, you might be a yahoo answers addict.
2007-06-02 05:57:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋