What is the most stupid way you have ever hurt yourself?

Question

I rode my bike into a lampost and knocked myself out

Answer 1

This was years ago---My sister was lighting a cigarette and she had a jerry curl and the front of her was smoking--I laughed and laughed until tears can rolling out my eyes. My mom warned me that laughing at her like that the same would happen to me---The very next day I decided to Bar-be-que---so I was getting the grill ready---soaking the coals with fluid. When I threw the match in there BAM the flame came to my face----luckily my hair was pulled back in a ponytail---My hair scorched all around my face I burned by nose, lips, eye lashed gone---I thought I had died and gone to HELL----I can laugh about it not

Answer 2

My husband just came home from walking the dogs and when they came in the fence they wrapped themselves around the steps (which were not enclosed at the bottom) they pulled the steps away from the house and I opened the door and took one step and down my ass went, I fell four feet and landed smack on the concrete and almost broke my leg, got cut up pretty bad and was pretty sore. From now on when I go to walk out a door I make sure the steps are there.

Answer 3

This 1 time i was running through my house and my little brother was chasing me and i looked back to see where he was, and i ran right into the corner part of the wall and sorta bounced off the wall (i'm not fat *NO OFFENSE!!!* but i just hit it really hard) then fell down!!! then i had this big red mark on my head for a little while and i had a carpet-burn on my knee... i mean ive hurt myself alot of other stupid ways but thats the shortest thing 2 write.

Answer 4

I was coming out of the stock room at work. While at the door I dropped something, bent down to pick it up and Wham, someone else opened the door and left me with a nice goose egg. Was actually funny but really did hurt.

Answer 5

I was about 12. About 5 of my friends and I were jumping over a tennis net. Then came my turn. My foot got caught at the top of the netcord and I fly forward a couple of feet. I skinned both my knees, both my elbows and had a bloody lip. VEERY embarrasing!

Answer 6

I went to closest shop for shopping but going back I step on my leg of trousers which was very long and fell right on the middle of the street, all purchases fled in different directions, it was so miserable..and as if there weren't enough mum just kicked my ass when I came home and told everything >_<

Answer 7

I bent down to turn on the water in the tub and when I stood back up, I SLAMMED the back of my head on the corner of the medicine cabinet. Don't ask me how the heck I did that, cuz to this day I don't know. My head bled like crazy.The only thing my husband could do was laugh and say "How the hell did you hit your head on the corner of the medicine cabinet??" He laughed so hard at me. lol

Answer 8

Walked into a closed glass ranch-slider. Also, I was bending down behind my kitchen door to play with my puppy and stood up quickly and whacked the back of my head on a large, metal doorhandle.

Answer 9

Tried to catch a 375 lb halibut (biggest flatfish in the world) with my bare hands. Got him on the boat, but somehow the fish got on top of me and beat the crap out of me and my brother when he tried to help. In the end we had a delicious dinner, but it took along time to eat because we were so sore and beatin up. Men have been killed or had their bones broken by smaller halibut. I got lucky.

Answer 10

This is CLASSIC! When I was young and stupid I was making out with my boyfriend in the front seat of my car and things starting going further and we ended up having sex in the front seat of the car. WELL, I ended up with the skin rubbed off my toes and knee from them rubbing up against the center console and bruises on the other leg from the passenger side door! The worst part about it was that I worked with his mom, so the next day I had to make up a story about how it happened.