The third one is bloody awesome, you HAVE to go see it!
I love everything Jack says ....
such as,
"those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin."
"me I'm dishonest. and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest - honestlly. it's the honest ones you want to watch out for because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly .... stupid."
"I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what's inside it!"
"she's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington just like she promised, and you get to die for her just like you promised. So we're all men of our word, really - except for Elizabeth, who is, in fact, a woman."
(I especially love his delivery on that one.)
there are some great lines from the third one, I won't ruin it for you but it's great when he's talking to himself ...
"why -why would he do that? well because he's a lummox, isn't he? well, we shall have a magnificent garden party and you're not invited. ha!"
"I prefer rum - rum's good!"
"My peanut!" (I love this one a lot!)
"Nobody move - I dropped me brain!"
"If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket ...."
(to scarlett and Giselle) please shut it!!! yes, I lied to you. no, I don't love you. of course it makes you look fat! I've never been to brussles. It is pronounced "egregious" and by the way, I've never met Pizzarro but I love his pies. and all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. savvy?"
then the 2 hookers slap him. it's great ;o)
"No - not good. Stop! Not good. what are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade - the rum!"
Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."
Jack: "Why is the rum gone?"
Elizabeth: One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels. two, that signal is over a thousand feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you really believe there is even the slightest chance that they won't see it?"
Jack: "But why is the rum gone?"
Everything else he says or does is hilarious too, I just don't have time to type it all ....
Johnny Depp is brilliant. He has created the most iconic, funniest movie character ever as far as I'm concerned.
I love Captain Jack - pirates forever!
Yo ho yo ho, a pirate's life for me!!!!
2007-06-02 00:39:27
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answered by pir8 6
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Oh, I know there are so many quotes and I'm sure I'm forgetting some of my favorites, but here are some:
The Curse of the Black Pearl:
I like all the lines you have from the movie - those are probably my favorites as well. I know I'm missing some, but I am tired...
Dead Mans Chest:
Elizabeth: The time will come for you to do the right thing
Jack: I love those moments. I love to wave at them as they pass by
I brought that - Look! (shoots monkey) An undead monkey - top that!
Elizabeth!! Hide the rum! You know, those clothes do not flatter you at all, it should be a dress or nothing! I happen to have no dress in my cabin!!
Mind the tide, guard the boat, don’t touch my dirt.
Norrington: By you're leave, Mr. Turner
Wil: By you're leave, Mr. Norrington!
Hey, fish face! Look what I’ve got! I’ve got a jar of dirt, I’ve got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
Oh bugger!
Now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!!
Will: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah - it’s gonna save Elizabeth
Lom piggy piggy, lom meinsey, weinsey, Lom say say Eunuch-y....snip snip!
One word love; curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day you wont be able to resist.
Jack: Is this a dream?
Bootstrap: No
Jack: I thought not, if it were there'd be rum!
Pirate!
As you were gents!
Hello, Beastie! (sob, sob)
At Worlds End:
My Peanut!!
Elizabeth: It never would've worked out between us Jack
Jack: Keep telling yourself that darling!
Aye, Aye, captain!! (when he is on the ship talking to himself.... haha!!!!)
I miss him already!
He is quite charming isn't he
Nobody move, I've dropped me brain!!
Mr. Gibbs, why is the ship gone?
Gibbs: we're on the ship. JACK!! The Ship's gone!
Jack: Really!?!?
and I love the part where Elizabeth is giving that speech and says to hoist the colors - I cry every time i see it!! (I've seen it 3 times so far!) ;0)
yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me!
2007-06-02 01:36:59
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answered by *Casey * 6
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Captain Jack Sparrow. Captain!
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answered by ? 4
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Four of you tried to kill me, one of you succeeded!
POTC3
ps it's 2;45 - so go to the bathroom before you enter the theater
AND be prepared to stay for the Easter Egg after the credits
whoa nellie!
twist and turns - worse than a CaliFORnia freeway in Los Angeles - listen LISTEN ! oh my my my !!!!!!
have fun!
POTC3 - The Parrot - "Uh Oh! Fire in the hole!"
"Good Job, Jack!" (to the monkey!)
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Yo Ho, All together (haul together??)
Hoist the colours high
Heave Ho, thieves and beggars
Never Shall we DIE!
but listen to the way a Singapore pirate sings it
Never SAY we die
whoohoo - gotta go next week
2007-06-01 23:42:50
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answered by tom4bucs 7
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i like "persuade me"
and"it should be a dress or nothing at all. i happen to have no dress in my cabin"
and
"your charming murderess"(#3)
and (jack imitating liz)"it must've been terrible for you to be stranded on this island jack. WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!!"
YES HE DOES MAKE SOME GREAT CRACKS IN #3.
2007-06-02 01:12:35
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answered by Arraya 6
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so rocks are following me?
Ladies i love you - My ship is gone, okay, I think that makes you look fat, you look ugly in pink - my ship is gone!
What is the thing I want most.... oh yes the rum!
Are you from the UK, I am
2007-06-01 23:47:37
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answered by kate w 2
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My favorite part is in the first movie, early in the movie. Jack and Will are sword fighting and Will accuses Jack of cheating.
Jack looks at Will with a "duh" expression, and says, "Pirate!!"
Cracks me up every time!
2007-06-01 23:44:07
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answered by Mygirlsmom 2
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from dead mans chest. " you will come over to my side, i know it !" and
" curiosity love..you long for freedom, you long to do what you want to do because you want it..to act on selfish impulse..you want to see what its like...one day you wont be able to resist" and finally " i love those moments, i like to wave at them as they pass by" .....yes,i have seen this movie a few times lol !
2007-06-01 23:53:19
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answered by Anonymous
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technically i have been captain for only 2 years.
lol
2007-06-01 23:39:27
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answered by blunt_sword123 2
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"arr there be more to life than watching overrated cash cows getting milked for all their worth. But i guess that's wat we get with an easily awed and amused populace of monkey brains"
"sex sells nukkah"
2007-06-01 23:41:57
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answered by Anonymous
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