A husbnd and wife were getting ready for bed,wife is standing at a full length mirrortaking a long hard look at herself,sighing she says to hubby,you know dear im looking in this mirror and all i see is an old women with a wrinkled face boobs down to my waist my butt is hanging out a mile legs like tree trunks and fat flabby arms,she turns to her hubby and says, say something positive about me make me feel better about myself,hubby studies hard for a moment and in a quiet thoughtful voice says well darling theres nothing wrong with your eyesight....
memorial service will be held on sunday at st josephs chapel in memory of my dear husband ....who passed away quite suddenly ......
2007-06-01 23:08:54 · 8 answers · asked by casha1 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Earthworm jim ,i put this in jokes and it came up in here too soz not my fault .....
2007-06-01 23:23:12 · update #1
you know you really shouldnt ask the Q if you dont think you will like the answer .
my ex used to ask if her bum looked big,id always say yes,in case one of her friends told her did after i had said it wasnt,but sods law it worked the other way,all her friends told her it didnt look big so i grief any way,us poor blokes just cant win .
2007-06-01 23:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by leec 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Obviously there was nothing wrong with your muscle strength, or the dough roller you used to bash him over the head with, either...
Now that's he's gone...
You've lost a lot of weight...
And I think you look fantastic, Mrs. Robinson...!
2007-06-02 06:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is more of a general wonderment than a question
2007-06-02 06:14:27 · answer #3 · answered by Captain Shamrock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mirror mirror on the wall make my balls touch the floor - POW - my legs fell off
2007-06-02 06:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always have lots of good words to say ...but it takes two to tango..!!!!
2007-06-02 06:14:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sad to hear that!
2007-06-02 06:12:22 · answer #6 · answered by John M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny!
2007-06-02 06:12:54 · answer #7 · answered by pullthetrigger 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes they do.
2007-06-02 06:12:27 · answer #8 · answered by RANDELL 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋