Do you have a story about a psycho neighbor?

Answer 1

my best friend's neighbor lady..we just call her "crazy neighbor lady" well she ain't right from the getgo. she fights w/all the surrounding neighbors except for my friend. everybody has called the cops on her one time or another, but my friend. anyway she's large,loud,and on meds to control her moods. and she has the hots for my friend...she'll come down and bum cigarettes from him, lawnmower and gas, etc..and she never has any money to pay him anyway she propositioned him on day while I was there and she told him that she'd do things to him like no other and started rubbing herself. I almost passed out right there from laughing so hard...but my friend told her thanks but he wasn't the kinda guy to take advantage of her and she told him she didn't mind...that she was needing the cobwebs blowed out and was more than willing to service him. my friend is a man whore and I've seen him walk out of the bar at closing time w/the ugliest girl in the joint and not think twice...but he won't have anything to do with "crazy neighbor lady" but it's hilarious to see her come down the street to his house for he can't go outside and be seen by her or here she comes all hot and bothered. I always tell him I'm going to get him really drunk and kick him out in her yard one of these times and honk the horn and drive away. and then I tease him about if I don't see him for a few days I'll send the cops to look for him @ her place. lol,lol,lol,lol!!!!

Answer 2

We had these neighbors a while back (thank heavens they moved away) and it was this grandma and grandpa who watched their grandson every day. That little kid was such a jerk. He always came into our backyard uninvited and took our toys and stuff. One time we were vacuuming the car, we went inside and heard the horn honk and came out, guess who was sitting in the front seat? Also one time we left the front door open because it was hot, and my little brother went up to his bedroom and found the kid in it!!!

Also we had some neighbors across the street that used to have a huge, all night party every August. People were always parking in our driveway/yard and they always kept this horrid music booming all night. And you could hear people cackling and laughing all the time, it was annoying :P

Answer 3

I once had to try and convince my neighbor who thought I was psycho, that 7 days a week when his cat went out the back door, it made its way to my doorstep and left a pile of sh**...Finally, he realized, and asked me to forgive him, cuz he'd been acting 'psycho'...I told him..."Awwwww...It's okay'...and we've been friends ever since!

Answer 4

No! But I used to have a psycho landlord---she was out and out crazy--she:
1) used to walk in my house (unannounced or invited) once she walked right up to my bedroom door while I was naked in bed at 8am.
2) she killed my rabbit, it was fine...she was there/I was not....rabbit was dead.

She was the ULTIMATE in CooCooPuffs truly psycho...thank god I was only there 3 months, I ran for the hills!!!

Answer 5

No Psychos but I think there is a terrorist cell in the next building!

Answer 6

yeah, i don't want to get much into it, but i was just a little kid and the houses we lived in where very close together, and the guy would run around his house naked and chase his wife, or girlfriend or whatever she was with a vacuum. and they would have sex everywhere, and our houses where horribly close mind you. so in the backyard...we could see them, in the living room....we could also see them, in the car....we...well you know.

Answer 7

yeah, hes a certified nut, and has a concealed gun permit.////