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2007-06-01 21:01:44 · 20 answers · asked by Skatermomof5 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Edward, don't stare at the chlorine; you know you're on the asphalt diet!

2007-06-01 21:04:34 · answer #1 · answered by Son of a Mitch 6 · 1 1

After swimming in the pool, i was full of chlorine and going to the showers I tripped over the curb and hit the asphalt, then with a stone cold stare, Edward said, I thought you were on a diet.

2007-06-02 04:16:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Pondering the wonders of chlorine, Edward could only stare as the girl puked her diet coke all over the asphalt.

2007-06-02 04:15:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Edward lay on the asphalt so he could stare at the chlorine so he would not have to go on a diet cause if he drank the chlorine it will eat up all the fat in his body. PHEW.

2007-06-02 04:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Cutemum 6 · 0 0

Edward say it's not asphalt the diet his hair and now people stare away from him- he better start chlorine back the money he spent on it.

(well there's lots of good ones on here using the words correctly- so I thought i'd use them differently).

2007-06-02 05:16:05 · answer #5 · answered by brainlady 6 · 0 1

Edward could not divert his stare from the Diet Coke spilling all over the asphalt, making its way across the drive to the chlorine diluted pool in his yard.

Ta da!!

2007-06-02 04:06:04 · answer #6 · answered by yadda yadda yadda 4 · 0 1

His name is Mr Stare Asphalt Edward and he enjoys a chlorine rich diet.

2007-06-02 04:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by hi 3 · 0 1

Edward's stare brought about questions as to what he was pondering as he gazed at the asphalt, wet from the pool, as if, maybe, he was wondering whether chlorine was allowed in his current fad diet.

I don't know if its grammatical, but its what I came up with.

2007-06-02 04:07:42 · answer #8 · answered by had438 3 · 0 0

Edward who works for Asphalt Chlorine Co. is on a diet to let other female employees stare at him while he's on his way to his office.

2007-06-02 04:07:03 · answer #9 · answered by Abood 5 · 0 1

Edward could only stare as his diet made him passout and hit the asphalt so hard that they needed to use alot of chlorine to clean up the mess.

2007-06-02 04:06:49 · answer #10 · answered by I try 3 · 0 1

Edward mixed some wet asphualt and chlorine into his diet shake, suddenly everyone was starting to stare and he had always wondered why, until he looked in the mirrior.

2007-06-02 04:05:12 · answer #11 · answered by Daughter of a Coma Guy 7 · 0 0

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