A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our gear, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked. When I say ,BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next day when he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed. When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
What is BELL 4?" asked the husband? "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
2007-06-01 19:34:55 · 13 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Peace Out Drama Mama. You are the Queen so you deserve to call for bell number 4. I would be satisfied with Bell 2 at the station
2007-06-01 19:50:29 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hell's Bells
2007-06-01 19:37:06 · answer #2 · answered by shazam 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Fantastic. BELL 5 Game over!
2007-06-01 19:43:47 · answer #3 · answered by Firespider 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Everyday
2007-06-01 19:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-03 09:40:00 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somebody needs to tell that one to Art Bell! LOL!!!!!!!!
2007-06-01 19:40:10 · answer #6 · answered by Chief Paduke 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
it never happened to me,, maybe because I have the ability to reach the fire with my tall bended hose.
2007-06-01 19:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by Abood 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious! I have no further comment for ya.
2007-06-01 19:38:06 · answer #8 · answered by tropicalfancy 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well I wouldn't exactly say its a common situation.
but it sure as hell is funny.
2007-06-01 19:39:30 · answer #9 · answered by John Cena ♥'s Me 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny
2007-06-01 19:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋