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1. Who would make a great online couple?
2. Who would make the worst?
3. Who do you agree with most here on Answers?
4. Least?
5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?
6. Who would be my most compatible online mate (by personality, not looks)?
7. How many sarcastic joiks will answer this question?

10 points to the most thought-out and funniest!

2007-06-01 14:53:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

♥Markyyy♥! What makes you think I'm begging, young sir? :-x Now come here and fix my garter.

2007-06-01 20:38:43 · update #1

9 answers

1. Lokasenna and Acid Zebra
2. Fireball and Squishy
3. Oh that list is WAYYYY too long.. all my pagan buddies, my atheist friends are next in line (including buddhists)
4. Fundamentalist christians
5. 142.5 solid cords x 400 splits per cord x 10 chucks per split = 570,000 wood chucks (and I have a link from a scientific study on this)
6. hm.. personality..markyyy ;)
7. All of us, we're your friends!

2007-06-01 15:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 5 2

1. Who would make a great online couple?

Any two people who can avoid getting deleted within a month.

2. Who would make the worst?

The two people who do most of the reporting that GETS people deleted.

3. Who do you agree with most here on Answers?

Geezah usually has some good points. Random Script Kiddie is just plain funny! Kallan is also hard to beat for open minded-ness. You know what? Just read through my contacts.

4. Least?

The girl everyone calls Wiki.

5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?

How about we find out? I've got some stubborn cottonwood trees that need cleared off my property.

6. Who would be my most compatible online mate (by personality, not looks)?

Anyone but me. Sicko.

7. How many sarcastic joiks will answer this question?

Only two out of seven were serious. You do the math.

10 points to the most thought-out and funniest!

Thanks, but the way the audience is, I'll most likely wind up with ten thumbs-downs.

By the way, didn't you sing for Gorefest once? Can't recall the word "cookie," but that voice...

2007-06-01 16:32:58 · answer #2 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 3 0

1. Who would make a great online couple?
i don't really pay that much attention to people here

2. Who would make the worst?
me and anyone else

3. Who do you agree with most here on Answers?
myself

4. Least?
fundies

5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?
god tells me enough to build an arc

6. Who would be my most compatible online mate (by personality, not looks)?
don't know ya

7. How many sarcastic joiks will answer this question?
NONE!

2007-06-01 18:21:31 · answer #3 · answered by p_isfor_pecker 4 · 4 0

1. Who would make a great online couple?
lt. dan and clo

2. Who would make the worst?
the chair wizard and myself

3. Who do you agree with most here on Answers?
blinky

4. Least?
I don like confrontations

5. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck IF a woodchuck could chuck wood?
if a wood chuck could chuck would, it would be so famous and make so much money from appearences that it could pay some one to chuck its wood

6. Who would be my most compatible online mate (by personality, not looks)?
some one who works at a bakery?

7. How many sarcastic joiks will answer this question?
none
(sarcastic enough for yah?)

2007-06-01 15:00:51 · answer #4 · answered by Olivia M 3 · 4 1

1) Father K and Debra M. would make a great couple.

2) The WSIDR and almost anybody who isn't presently incarcerated in the state foolish farm

3) NewCatholic, Midge, Father K, Debra M., Pangel

4) Father Guido, Howdy, Black Atheist, Julia, Fireball

5) Not nearly enough to heat my house for the winter, if I had a woodburning stove. (Or a woodchuck burning stove, either, for that matter, if woodchucks were made out of wood.)

6) Only the Thrice-baked One can say for sure.

7) 3.1415 x the amount of wood that a woodchuck could chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck enough wood to heat my whole house. . .IF I had a woodburning stove.

Or a woodchuck. Or a woodchuck burning stove. If woodchucks were made out of wood.

2007-06-01 16:18:12 · answer #5 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 3 0

1. Stop begging! I don't do online weddings. Gosh.
2. Fireball and Kirk Cameron would be a couple I'd avoid.
3. Sun
4. That guy with the weird name, eh, 'gunningForJebus' or something like that
5. Sorry, not an English native. Too lazy to open a dictionary to figure out what a woodchuck is. Two tropical rainforests, probably.
6. Again, stop begging! Oh wait, "not looks"? Eh...Who's ugly, lemme think...Oh my, I refuse to call others ugly. Mean question!
7. None of course. This is Yahoo!Answers. Everybody is always serious and sincere.

2007-06-01 15:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 6 2

OK let me play this game too....

1. Acid Zebra and Lokasenna.....
2. I dun know any one worst than the clones...
3. ProudMuslimah and been wishing everyday I could give her a hug for every meaningful questions..she's been thru alot...!
4. Least agree of course the idiotic basher whoeva it maybe!!
5. I dun know cos I used gas at home so I aint much interested in wood....
6. hmmmmmmmmmm...........but I love cookies...!
7. All the sarcastic joiks I guess.....

Hmmm...well that was fun!

2007-06-01 16:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

1. See Kallan's answer. ;)
2. Squishy and God's Kitty *evil grin*
3. Thrice Baked, Acid Zebra, Kallan, etc..
4. Fireball,
5. Forty Tons
6. Either me or Markyyy
7. Me, sarcastic? Noooo, never!

2007-06-01 15:57:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 2

I thoroughly agree. I agree because of the fact I make it a part of my existence to continually make human beings remember. no remember the place i'm or what i'm doing I continually have my telephone on vibrate or ring so i may be there for my friends.

2016-10-09 07:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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