Tell me do, all you young maidens fair,
Do you mind if I singe all his hair?
T'was that mean knight
Who started this fight.
Would you like him well-done or just rare?
2007-06-01 13:37:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That knight seems like the dastardly sort'
not at all fit for a fair maiden to court.
He comes against Dragons with no reason or rhyme,
and he does this all the time.
So billy burn him and burn him good,
Do it Billy you know you should,
burn and as far as we can tell,
that dastardly knight will burn in heck.
2007-06-01 15:16:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
This virginal maiden, though tarnished and unclean
The knight's atrocious and foul temper I have seen
Thus, I bid him adieu
Though I canst not promise you
Favours returned, for I am promised to the queen...
2007-06-01 15:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by I Heart Dead Things 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell you upon this fountain,
Through which the ducks go quack-en.
Shall I then flip a silver coin,
Or shall I let you poke a finger into his groin?
Leading your arrival my pet dragon shall ponder !
2007-06-01 14:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by EndorphinRush 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A dragon is a fierce foe,
Lighting fires wherever he goes,
I wonder though, if dragons get bugged
When they have a cold and their sinuses are plugged …
2007-06-01 13:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Oh! I love poetry! And dragons! Awesome!
2007-06-01 13:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by PsychicPirateHobbit 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous darling I have to say
your little ditty had brightened my day
and dragons too! a lovely thing
they make me want to dance and sing
so thanks for your Q it was great to see
now I must go and have a wee :)
2007-06-01 13:43:57 · answer #6 · answered by PopSocks 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Beautiful, yet hilarious. Don't do anything to it. It's wonderful.
2007-06-01 13:41:58 · answer #7 · answered by hgckujhvjyrdnvjhtfhgchtfcjhgcvjg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny and a nice way to put it keep them coming
2007-06-01 13:41:52 · answer #8 · answered by db 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny lmao.
2007-06-01 13:53:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I didn't know dragons can be poetic...
Nice poem btw :)
2007-06-01 13:45:39 · answer #10 · answered by ♪Zodiac♫ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋