(really loud, into a fake walkie talkie...)
"Okay, Bob, the bomb's attatched to my jacket, and it says '30' in big red numbers. What does that mean? Oh, and can you tell my psychiatrist that I got the lab results in the mail and I have active TB?"
2007-06-01 13:11:05
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answered by Pakhi Pardesi 3
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You walk into a room full of people that are on a REALLY long line and you want to get to the front of the line. You say BRITNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! And run to the front of the line.
2007-06-01 13:04:40
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answered by Anonymous
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You walk into a room full of people that are on a REALLY long line and you want to get to the front of the line. You say ahh sh!t I forgot to wear clean underwear.
2007-06-01 13:04:16
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answered by Anonymous
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I return to my car and tie a towel around my head. Then I walk in with a large sack and say nothing, but I keep coughing and looking at the sack in a very annoyed way.
2007-06-01 17:17:45
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answered by YahooGuru2u 6
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I desire short length on ladies :) BQ: My hair is as much as my shoulder blades...i do no longer understand if that's long or short. i could say medium :) pointless remark: i'm a brunette as properly! ^^
2016-12-12 08:48:02
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answered by ? 4
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I just saw Brangelina at the adoption agency across the street, they pulled up in a bus.
2007-06-01 13:06:08
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answered by Mom of Four 4
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Pardon me , My father is a senator from Alaska. Mr. Frank Ferguson, you have heard of him I know. Well he is supposed to fly in by military flight in an hour could you please let us cut in here. I know the Senator will be very grateful for your kindness.
2007-06-01 13:09:10
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answered by asmikeocsit 7
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ok 1st u act like ur metal then u say in a voice that iz ttly not urs, may i pleaz cut to the front i am mental and i need to go home.
no offense to the mental.
2007-06-01 13:06:05
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answered by ∂Өฬ刀 イσ Ź乇ЯӨ 6
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As you're pushing through the people just mumble over and over again "If I don't come back, avenge my death." ...it might confuse them long enough to get you to the front.
2007-06-01 13:15:10
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answered by ? 4
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I'm with the press,excuse me please,coming through.
2007-06-01 13:05:39
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answered by just me 5
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