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1. My Best Friends Girl
2. Shake It Up!
3. You Might Think I'm Crazy
4. Let's Go
5. Let The Good Times Roll

2007-06-01 12:13:05 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

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Dodge City, Kansas
Circa 1876

LET ME RECAP FOR YOU:

"If Tomorrow Never Comes"
Subtitle...."Ketchum and Killam"

Two bad guys that Matt Dillon had caught and who were eventually sent to the State Penitentiary, have escaped. They are out to get Matt!! And now that they know he has a girlfriend, Sunshine MacGillicutty, they are doublely delighted.

When the storm had subsided, Ketchum and Killam dragged Matt and Sunshine outside. They tied their hands and feet then bound their two bodies together. Then they threw them in the back of a buckboard and took off. Their original plan was to get as far away from Dodge as possible, kill Matt, and send his body back to Dodge on the next stage! Now that his pretty girlfriend was also captured, they were quietly making new plans.
One of the bad guys made advances to Sunshine. Matt threatened to kill him. The bad guy accepts the challenge and unties Matt, already hurting from a bullet graze to the head.

Matt took a swing at Billy Bob and connected loud and hard on the jaw. Billy Bob fell against a tree. He charged back at Matt, raming him in the stomach! As Matt tried to catch his breath, Joe Don pushed him back toward Billy Bob. Matt took a terrible beating.
Sunshine:" (5)No no no !!! Stop it !! Leave him alone!" As Matt lay on the ground, moaning and wiping the blood from his face, Billy Bob grabbed Sunshine.
Joe Don:"Hey, lawman. We got your woman ! "
Matt: "I swear to God that if you hurt her, I'll make it my life's mission to kill you with my bare hands!!!!"
Billy Bob: "Oh there's a big surprise! That's incredible. I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die of not surprise!
Muawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww... !!"

AND NOW PART THREE...........THE CONCLUSION:
"If Tomorrow Never Comes"
Subtitle....."You Might Think I'm Crazy"

As Joe Don held a gun on Matt, Billy Bob walked over to Sunshine, who was still bound by rope. He had a grin on his face that resembled the devil, himself.
Billy Bob:" You know....You remind me of 1. My Best Friends Girl. She 's a fiesty gal, too. Yep.....You and me are gonna have ourselves a real good time.'Pears to me that your boyfriend ain't in no shape tonight to give you any lovin, sweetheart. Why don't you and I have us a little party over yonder. Matt struggled to his feet...Joe Don hit him with his rifle. Matt fell to the ground.

Billy Bob, to Sunshine.....4. Let's Go, little Missy."
Sunshine went quietly with her captor. He took her to an alcove in the woods. He licked his chops as he eyed her up and down........"Yes siree. That Marshal had himself a real fine woman. You belong to ME, now." Matt began to regain consciousness .
Joe Don: " You know....Old Billy Bob really knows how to (5.) Let The Good Times Roll.....(2)SHAKE IT UP, Billy Bob!"
Matt suddenly sprang to his feet and wrestled the gun out of Joe Don's hand. Just then a shot rang out. Matt swung his head around.
MAtt:"SUNSHINE ?!!!" Joe Don lunged for the rifle. Matt shot him and then ran in the direction of the sound. When he got to the alcove he stopped dead in his tracks. Billy Bob lay motionless, face-up, on the ground. Sunshine was leaning against a tree holding a smoking gun.

She looked at Matt as she got up and brushed herself off.
Matt:"Oh, SUNNY!! Thank GOD!!" He ran over to her and held her in his arms. "Sunny.......Did he........ hurt you?"
Sunshine:" He tried to......But after he was foolish enough to untie me, I knew it was only a matter of time before I could distract him and get his gun." She looked at Matt's wounds with a worried face. "Are YOU okay, Matt?" He was covered with blood ,cuts and bruises.
Matt:"I'm fine, really........ I'm curious....Just how did you distract him?"
Sunshine: "Well, I just said something and he was so shocked, he just stood there.....Transfixed-like. And THAT'S when I got the gun!!"
Matt:"What on earth did you say?"
Sunshine: "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsPPxe7gt3A&mode=related&search=
As always, she took Matt quite by surprise with her scream. He laughed and laughed as he held her tightly in his arms.
Matt:"Come on. Let's get out of here and go home. I don't know about you, but I'm absolutely exhausted."
Sunshine stood on her tip toes and nibbled his ear.
Sunshine:" Mattie Pu. Sugar boy. Studmeister.......(3.) You Might Think I'm Crazy, but all of this action has really............
mmmmm.........filled me with........mmmmmm..............
She kissed his neck and whispered in his ear........."By any chance, are you horny?"
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2007-06-01 13:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 6 0

So you might think I'm crazy but I just couldnt help it---I went out with my best friend's girl! We were both at a party my best friend was throwing but he kept blowing me off for the other guys and for her he was nowhere in sight. So I saw her sitting alone across the room like I was and I walked over and told her we needed to make sure we had fun tonight and shake it up. So she said let's go! And we just walked out to have our own fun and let the good times roll.

2007-06-01 12:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by KD 5 · 0 0

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2016-09-05 19:16:24 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Sorry, Linda. I just can't compete with miss Sunshine!

2007-06-02 05:19:48 · answer #4 · answered by chris j 7 · 0 0

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