2007-06-01 11:39:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
i wish i had all the answers.
2007-06-01 11:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No...
I am hideous demon face that appears in the window of the Magic 8 Ball at your 40th birthday party, and laughs horrifyingly, declaring...
"YOU KNOW TOO MUCH, NOW, CHILD OF MINE...NOW YOU MUST DIE! DIE! DIE!...!!!
(you shouldn't have listened to so much Black Sabbath and Pantera...now you'll pay the ulitmate price...)
"AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL WITH TIPPER GORE...!!! (HA! HA! HA!!! HAAAAHHHHH!!!!)
KABOOM!!! (as the magic eight warps space and time, and terrifyingly, in front of your party guests, sucks you into it's infinite black sphere of eternal damnation...)
And then people casually slip away, claiming they have to go now...and some of them steal the half-filled keg...
Happy Birthday, though...
2007-06-01 20:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i'm the magic 9 ball
what gives?
2007-06-01 11:41:54 · answer #3 · answered by caroline 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So; that's what answers have become. the magic ball rolling through that hole giving gifts of wisdom .and not the water to quench a thirsty soil.
2007-06-01 11:49:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes.
I have all Life's answers--the limitless wisdom of a little written-upon pyramid, that floats.
2007-06-01 12:12:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ms Informed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no. i am the stand up philosopher, the oracle, the prescient one. the one who looks into the past with two eyes, the present with two eyes, the future with two eyes, the alternate presents with two eyes, all possible futures stereoscopically, all at once, though i merely have two physical eyes. but the eyes of my mind are many, and the great expanding sphere that is time is mine to observe.
2007-06-01 11:45:27 · answer #6 · answered by Stand-up Philosopher 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Outcome unclear. Ask again.
2007-06-01 11:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by Doctor Why 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yup.
2007-06-01 11:50:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hell Yes!
2007-06-01 11:44:12 · answer #9 · answered by Pimpalicous 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe.
2007-06-01 11:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by Eclipse owned 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋